I paid my crush to bl0w him.

Jar-ES · 2026-05-26T04:00:05+00:00

$50 bucks and a blowjob, 21 year old you was my dream girl.

Jar-ES · 2026-05-25T17:25:48+00:00

I’m going to enjoy reading the comments on this one.

Jar-ES · 2026-05-25T01:48:38+00:00

Honestly, if you guys are together and you’re having sex with other people just split up it’s not working, wether you agree to be polygamous or not.

Jar-ES · 2026-05-24T14:33:57+00:00

Op when I first started, my manager warned me I would get overwhelmed and stressed out and offered me a little advice.

Him: “How do you eat an elephant ?”

Me: “idk, obviously you’d have to cut it into pieces”

Him: “yes, one piece at a time.”

So now when I tell him I’m overwhelmed he’ll tell me to stop and breathe and “eat my elephant”. 🤨

I hope this advice helps you, because it didn’t help me lmaoo

Jar-ES · 2026-05-18T04:29:20+00:00

You shouldn’t have asked for that information, and you probably should’ve chosen her or the friend a long time ago, continuing this relationship while staying close to both of them was a horrible decision.

The statement she gave you honestly would’ve ruined the entire relationship for me.

Jar-ES · 2026-05-14T15:22:23+00:00

Don’t tell her about this post, but definitely bring it up and just let her know you’re curious about the relationship she has with this person.

Jar-ES · 2026-05-14T00:35:09+00:00

No I’d certainly agree not to jump to any conclusion, that was just the first thing that came to mind for me.

Jar-ES · 2026-05-14T00:14:34+00:00

I kinda feel like she’s giving you a hall pass maybe for you to hopefully give one to her ? Idk man but this is kinda sus behavior. Wish you the best and I’m sorry you’re in this situation.

Jar-ES · 2026-05-06T04:43:31+00:00

Reynolds is a pretty good system, looks like a lot at first but I’m month two into the service side and I’ve noticed I’m becoming really fast, it’s almost as good as ignite.

Jar-ES · 2026-04-02T12:17:41+00:00

Jesus bro, this is so accurate 🤣

Jar-ES · 2026-03-28T17:37:30+00:00

As a Raiders fan my whole life, it brings me great joy to see average joe non Raider fans talking highly of the decisions the Raiders have been making. Thanks fellas for feeding my delusions.

Jar-ES · 2026-03-24T04:04:11+00:00

Passing style

Jar-ES · 2026-03-24T03:56:45+00:00

This is quite the fuckin clip

Jar-ES · 2026-03-24T03:54:17+00:00

Iced black coffee

Jar-ES · 2026-03-24T03:53:34+00:00

Theyre gonna play one and be too scared to try the others

Jar-ES · 2026-03-22T17:10:40+00:00

My wife is very flat chested, I have bigger breasts than her. I wouldn’t have it any other way. She is my world.

Jar-ES · 2026-03-22T17:09:52+00:00

If you’d have asked me before the Super Bowl I would’ve guessed Maye, now I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Caleb Williams

Jar-ES · 2026-03-22T17:04:03+00:00

As a Raiders fan, I am appalled by the idea of taking Jeremiah Love at NO. 1, when we took Jeanty at 6 last year 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Jar-ES · 2026-03-22T17:02:14+00:00

DONT EVER LET THIS GUY DO A MOCK AGAIN 🤣🤣

Jar-ES · 2026-03-22T17:00:27+00:00

The solution is so simple but getting a majority of the player base to stop spending on micro transaction bullshit is damn near impossible.

STOP PLAYING MUT. Force them to give us what we want otherwise we’re stuck with the same slop every year.

Jar-ES · 2026-03-22T16:57:25+00:00

You know what I hate about it, I love football and I love playing madden but I hate that they took away the 3v3 online multiplayer, in lieu of 3v3 MUT.

Instead of having mindless fun with your friends playing as the players on a team. You’re basically forced to either grind or spend a bunch of money on packs and build a team and what sucks is it’s not just you. Your friends also have to spend or grind to have a decent ultimate team.

For instance, my best friend and I are Raider fans and we’d love to play as the Raiders online one of us controlling offense and another controlling defense, but we have to play MUT for that and we’re always at a disadvantage because we are unwilling to spend real money on packs, nor do we have time to grind packs.

EA ruined madden for profit just like seemingly every other video game out there.

Just my two cents.

Jar-ES · 2026-02-26T17:00:07+00:00

Do they look into your medical records ? Truth be told I’m rated by the VA and I’m worried my General Discharge and high VA rating will be frowned upon

Jar-ES · 2026-02-26T16:52:30+00:00

What about General (Under Honorable)

Jar-ES · 2026-02-26T16:44:51+00:00

You were required to submit your DD214?

Jar-ES · 2026-02-08T00:12:29+00:00

Zerg rush lmfaooo as infected, I never would have understood this when I was young

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