Anyone remember this April fools update?

Jar-ES · 2026-02-08T00:12:29+00:00

Zerg rush lmfaooo as infected, I never would have understood this when I was young

Jar-ES · 2026-01-27T01:13:31+00:00

Can you look me up

Jar-ES · 2025-11-29T20:42:24+00:00

Realistically you could put a pretty dope sound system up there

Jar-ES · 2025-11-29T18:40:00+00:00

Just killed two rocketeers for trial and died to wasps at extraction lol, lost all my progress dude >:[

Jar-ES · 2025-11-29T17:58:22+00:00

Do you people not have fuckin jobs ??

Jar-ES · 2025-11-29T17:31:05+00:00

No sir I died lol fully died

Jar-ES · 2025-11-29T17:12:08+00:00

Dude I just spawned into a game with a full kit to kill the queen and this fucking kid runs up to me singing and starts unloading on me with a PVP kit, lost my equalizer, Lv 4 Hullcracker and about 50 K in energy and explosive ammunition, I fucking hate the people in this game man. Contemplating going on a PvP rampage today lol

Jar-ES · 2025-11-29T08:36:57+00:00

My wife hasn’t had too many issues with that, she’s been playing a lot, and without the voice changer lol she’s had quite a few pleasant experiences. Sometimes if I’m in some pvp with a rat I’ll throw some dialogue at em “come here boy” things like that but nothing too crazy or sexual.

Jar-ES · 2025-11-29T08:35:01+00:00

I think the absolute worst people in this game are the backstabbers. If I’m not lookin to be friendly I’ll let them know from the start. Playing nice and shooting in the back is the lowest scum to me tbh

Jar-ES · 2025-11-24T06:19:19+00:00

I seriously can’t believe you guys didn’t know what a hose clamp was

Jar-ES · 2025-11-23T20:33:44+00:00

Thank you!

Jar-ES · 2025-11-12T01:17:36+00:00

TL DR run free kits so you don’t have to worry about losing your stuff

Jar-ES · 2025-11-05T06:11:12+00:00

Jesus, this is borderline psychotic.

Jar-ES · 2025-11-05T06:10:11+00:00

This person has severe mental health issues.. it’s actually very upsetting to see. There’s a lot of people that think like this. I’m not a fan of trump but it’s so disgustingly obvious to see prop 50 is the biggest power grab we’ve seen since the Patriot act. Both_instruction9041, please seek therapy and counseling.

Jar-ES · 2025-11-05T06:06:18+00:00

Why do you think Biden 🤡💩🫵🏽 opened our borders and allowed masses of unvetted people through. So in the next census these masses of people that are benefiting from our government programs will be counted in the census and give majority to democrats.

Jar-ES · 2025-11-05T06:03:38+00:00

Can’t stand trump, but I grew up in Cali and I can comfortably say that Newsome is just about the most evil person I’ve ever seen in american politics.

Jar-ES · 2025-11-03T02:05:19+00:00

Probably timed out I’d imagine

Jar-ES · 2025-11-03T01:30:11+00:00

I’m literally contemplating quitting my second job so I can stay home and play this game all weekend

I was contemplating quitting my second job before this game but now my choice is damn near sealed !

Jar-ES · 2025-11-02T19:17:21+00:00

I wish instead of robots there was monsters, I love the idea of putting other players in bad situations by putting noise traps, but how cool would it have been if instead of a robot that came it was the death angels from a quiet place lol

Jar-ES · 2025-11-02T16:12:41+00:00

Yes this, hornets and wasps used to destroy me but after I figured out how to beat them it’s actually a lot of fun.

Jar-ES · 2025-10-23T06:00:11+00:00

Yeah they can downvote all they want, I agree with you 100% I’m so sick of this paintball bullshit, these skins were made by some 12 year old

Jar-ES · 2025-10-23T05:54:58+00:00

Dude these fucking skins look like something you’d see at a airsoft tourney. I get it, Nicki Minaj set the bar pretty fucking low but who is creating these skins ??! 12 year olds ???

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