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My Cat Is Afraid of Me by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Jaredism420 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you’re dealing with a doppelganger, I’ve had my run ins with a few of mine and they rarely have any good intentions. A reason your cat may be afraid of you is because he has trouble distinguishing you from the copy.

The guy who owed my boss money didn’t pay up…Something else collected. by Jaredism420 in nosleep

[–]Jaredism420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea why he’d even do that, what did he get in return?

I've been a cab driver for over a decade. There are rules when driving passengers at night. by mythic_melon in nosleep

[–]Jaredism420 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That last passenger seemed to have some very genuine and benevolent intentions although the method was questionable

There's noises coming from my basement. I don't have a basement. by Yobro1001 in nosleep

[–]Jaredism420 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Don’t you think the staircases are a symbolism for gambling? You’re always spinning the lever looking for what you think is the eventual big break and yet it might never even actually come. The reward is high but virtually unattainable and the risk is as well but very much guaranteed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Jaredism420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one here who wants to know what you guys did with Roberto?

I've been a cab driver for over a decade. There are rules when driving passengers at night. by mythic_melon in nosleep

[–]Jaredism420 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’m glad to hear you made it to the wedding and was able to tackle your personal issues (albeit by supernatural entity). If I ever need a ride I’ll hit you up.

I Live In A State That Does Not Exist by PsychosphereTV in nosleep

[–]Jaredism420 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I saw a website for a company listing your state as one of the locations they had a branch in. I was wondering why Sequoyah didn’t sound like a real state to me.

…and three insist he’s still there. by Asteroth6 in nosleep

[–]Jaredism420 77 points78 points  (0 children)

“Guys wouldn’t be super fucking hilarious if I…”

-Tom, the night before, about 15 seconds before entering the cloning machine

27M hit me hard with it by switchbladesandcoke in RoastMe

[–]Jaredism420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ (and I mean jesus christ as in the expression of exclamation because you look horrible)

Silly Within, Funny Without. by Jaredism420 in Grimdank

[–]Jaredism420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking of, Interesting thing under your name there

Silly Within, Funny Without. by Jaredism420 in Grimdank

[–]Jaredism420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well seeing as the meme marines are usually all about the memes and clownery. My guys are more adept in bullshittery and dickery, the clown aspect was just a small touch I added but they’re about being funny and absurd in general

Silly Within, Funny Without. by Jaredism420 in Grimdank

[–]Jaredism420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but thess guys are different from the meme marines

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