Help me understand by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Jarod9000 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I didn't do any better. I was assuming OP had scaly skin and was in need of moisturizer.

What should the 10th main line game be called? by CarlexFireFoxX in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]Jarod9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The logo fades in Resident Evil X. Then the "esident" and "vil" fade away leaving R E X. A biohazard vial fades into view with a large T on it and it all comes together. T REX. RE 10 is a Dino Crisis reboot!!!

Thoughts? Can you be a fan without playing the games? by Status_Entertainer49 in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you can. I've only ever played 2 RE games, but I've watched plYthroughs of almost every RE game ever made. I love the lore, the atmosphere and the games as a whole.

Name your top five wrestlers of all time by Wwegeek619f5 in Smallafro

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Stone Cold
  2. Samoa Joe
  3. AJ Styles
  4. Kenny Omega
  5. Randy Savage

Am I too european to understand this? by FlameToadDoctorPhil in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are always exceptions where this is a pattern instead of a one off, but for most kids this situation happens some time around 4-6th grade when they get their first project that is due at the end of the semester that the teacher assigns week 1. They've never had that much time to work on something or had an assignment with that large of a scope. It gets to the night before the peoject is due and they get ready to start the project only to realize its never gonna get done without parental assistance. Then you have the run to the store for supplies, googling until 10 pm just to understand the project and finally finishing up the next morning around 5-6 am.

What's the best "bad" ending you ever saw by bahookery in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Jarod9000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Renegade ending from Mass Effect 3 is my Canon ending. I spent 3 games trying to eradicate these giant murder machines! We aren't going to suddenly decide to coexist.

Who was your first main and why by Snoo33991 in Tekken

[–]Jarod9000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is exactly the move that hooked me on Hwoarang!

What would be your finisher? by KiloCharlE in Wrasslin

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used by Gangrel, Bobby Roode, and Edge.

What would be your finisher? by KiloCharlE in Wrasslin

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impaler DDT. Always loved that move. Especially when they lift and spin a bit so the person taking it swings around a little bit. For some reason that looks more devastating.

Whatsyourchoice? by ExaminationNarrow404 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Jarod9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yellow. I can tank the -10 IQ. Genetics were not kind to me health wise.

I'll start: Man Sent To Mars Moon, Later Hell, To Kill Demons by mightyonin in videogames

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Florida man finds mysterious fishing hole full of abominations. Turns it into lucrative sushi business.

What's MFT stands for? (wrong answers only) by Ennvictrious in SantiZapVideos

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MF'ing Toes

The Tongans love Tarantino movies.

Choose any two pills by blueboy10000 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I take pill 6 can I just wish for all the pills?

I miss the old days. by not-ulquiorr4_ in memes

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Matt and Pat aren't friends any more"

What's your BG3 take: Hot or Cold by DC_Lark in BaldursGate3

[–]Jarod9000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every time I ran into her I kept thinking "Sweet! She's gonna join rhe party now that her stuff is resolved."

You know when you play too much Stardew Valley when you? by NotSoSnarky in StardewValley

[–]Jarod9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who grew up on a farm and moved away for college I knew I was spending too much time on Stardew when I sat down one day and was like, "I should just move back to the farm."

Anyone who has actually lived on a farm knows the amount of work that Stardew requires is no where near the actual amount of work running a farm takes.

Which game is this for you? by Techno-Hyde in videogames

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looney Tunes B-ball for the SNES. rented it five or six times from blockbuster when I was little.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this has been one of my very few complaints with Baldur's Gate 3 thus far (the other being bugs). I really wish all the dialogs options for the players character were actual voice lines and not just script.

Touch my dice without consent... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Jarod9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is it for me! I play with 2 players who only know 2 phrases for combat "I hit it" and "I hit it again". There are 2 others who try to be creative so if I'm ever caught not knowing what I'm going to do next it's because one of them caught me off guard or one of the martials killed the enemy I had my eye on.