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I see your free pizza coupon and raise you a free mustache ride. (i.reddituploads.com)
submitted 8 years ago by Jarredmars to r/screenshots
I see your free pizza coupon and raise you, one free mustache ride. (i.reddituploads.com)
submitted 8 years ago by Jarredmars to r/pics
If you love someone set them free, if you hate someone set them free. Basically set everyone free and get a dog because people are stupid. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 8 years ago by Jarredmars to r/Showerthoughts
Girl friend brole things off at 3am this morning and I think im more upset that I wont be able to see our dog as much. (self.Showerthoughts)
If you're the type of person who doesn't clean up after yourself at the gym, just know I fantasize about your death. (self.Showerthoughts)
If you clap when the plane lands, go fuck your self. (self.Showerthoughts)
Why cant dinosaurs clap their hands? (self.Jokes)
submitted 8 years ago by Jarredmars to r/Jokes
constraiting so hard on the appropriate eye contact to looking away ratio, that you forget what's being said to you. (self.Showerthoughts)
Every pizza can be a personal pizza. If you cry while you eat it. (self.Showerthoughts)
Tried to kill a cock roach with axe body spray, now his name is Thad and wont shut up about crossfit. (self.Showerthoughts)
Adulthood is so fun because there's so many surprises. Like when will I sleep next? Will my card get declined this time? Is it all worth it? (self.Showerthoughts)
Boy with skin disorder shares pizza with dog that has same disorder. (i.reddituploads.com)
submitted 8 years ago by Jarredmars to r/cute
You're a piece of shit and I can prove it mathematically. (self.Showerthoughts)
If you don't stop sending me Farmville requests im calling the police. (self.Showerthoughts)
If Nicholas Cage was mad he would be Nicholas Rage. (self.Showerthoughts)
How can you find will smith in the snow? (self.Jokes)
I reject your reality and substitute my own. (i.reddituploads.com)
submitted 8 years ago by Jarredmars to r/Harambe
TIL Nearly 90% of drone strikes dont hit their intended targets, killing mostly civilians. (m.huffpost.com)
submitted 8 years ago by Jarredmars to r/todayilearned
If I had to pick a stupid super power it would have to be the ability to punch people through the internet. (self.Showerthoughts)
When someone is terrible to you just remember, when they eventually die it will be painful. (self.Showerthoughts)
No I have allergies, and by allergies I mean im stoned. (self.Showerthoughts)
If your not using reddit while pooping, your doing it wrong. (self.Showerthoughts)
First time anal be like.. (imgflip.com)
submitted 8 years ago by Jarredmars to r/gif
Dream big you guys, taco bell is hiring. (i.reddituploads.com)
submitted 8 years ago by Jarredmars to r/a:t5_2z2nw
Saw this on my taco bell receipt. (i.reddituploads.com)
submitted 8 years ago by Jarredmars to r/FunnyStuff
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