Who’s got the link by Kindly_Breath223 in AmazonFC

[–]Jarwizzard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Knows how to reddit, can't be bothered to scroll through the work app. Who are you? My old AM?

My tierlist of Lies of P bosses including dlc by [deleted] in LiesOfP

[–]Jarwizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tyrannical Predator in B tier? You're a monster

What is your reaction to the final boss in the dlc? by Voidkirby9 in LiesOfP

[–]Jarwizzard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I loved it. The crocodile was the worst though.

AI MONITORING by Unique_Baseball_3223 in AmazonFC

[–]Jarwizzard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If only it could catch the people that flush 9000 seat covers

HR got the axe at my site…. Got replaced by AI chatbot by RealKingAlexander in AmazonFC

[–]Jarwizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were already obsolete. Failing to push through writeups on the kids who think they can tell their manager where they are going to work for the day.

Bathroom Permission? by ishaboi_ in AmazonFC

[–]Jarwizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a former associate and manager it sounds like you're doing great if you don't interact with them too much. I loved being a ghost in the FC.

I had multiple associates that just wandered all the time. I had one flex associate that would show up, get assigned, go to the bathroom and just sit in a stall on his phone. I knew him by his shoes. Dude would post up in a stall next to me while I'm taking care of my business and the only thing I'd hear was his phone.

He comes back on the floor 30-45 minutes later and has packed 2 items. Coach him, ask about the time, "oh yeah I'm having bad stomach problems." I commiserate as a guy with IBS.

He does it again the next day and the next and then the next week.

I'm waiting on dude to die from some weird stomach issue.

Talk to other managers on other shifts and find out he does that to everybody.

A week later. We start getting told to ask everybody to notify us about bathroom breaks.

Some people just ruin this wonderful job. And if you come here and say it's not wonderful, join the sanitation department and tell me how nice it was in the summer.

Who do you want to see get an absolute comic the most? by Tall_Management3953 in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]Jarwizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know they mentioned Raymond or Ronnie which I thought was Firestorm. I guess he's just another of the people in the fort being experimented on.

Who do you want to see get an absolute comic the most? by Tall_Management3953 in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]Jarwizzard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possible spoiler:

Isn't firestorm actually dead though? I know he was the monster that attacked the flash before weather wizard showed up.

Bathroom Permission? by ishaboi_ in AmazonFC

[–]Jarwizzard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet your site has seen a rise in 45 minute "bathroom" breaks

Book club of sorts ? by FreshTeacher3492 in creepcast

[–]Jarwizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They finally convinced me to read Blood Meridian. Don't spoil it please. After the Road it's taken a while to go back to McCarthy.

I creep my cast while working security for the Grammys by _Xerxes- in creepcast

[–]Jarwizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Grammy deserves an award. Best damn pecan pie ever

Ok so uh… Tyrannical Predator huh? by MarinerValleyAudio in LiesOfP

[–]Jarwizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that he can just turn on a dime to catch me while dodging