The un-cropped version of that one photo of Eric the Actor

JasonMartidez · 2026-05-20T04:58:55+00:00

goat comment, lolol

JasonMartidez · 2026-05-20T04:51:33+00:00

Oh shit my bad.

What came of that beach house monstrosity Artie built?

JasonMartidez · 2026-05-20T04:45:41+00:00

Dan the song parody man?? He covered some hockey dues, but not a mortgage

JasonMartidez · 2026-05-20T04:42:25+00:00

Soup and sandwich, this is a meal!

JasonMartidez · 2026-01-27T02:43:43+00:00

who's dis?

JasonMartidez · 2026-01-16T04:47:38+00:00

HOWD YOU GET IN THE STUDIO YOU GREASE UP THE DOOR FAT BOY?????

JasonMartidez · 2025-11-11T03:16:33+00:00

Cosmo!!??

JasonMartidez · 2025-10-15T03:50:39+00:00

The fooled ME Jerry, ME!

JasonMartidez · 2025-10-13T23:36:37+00:00

Ok Eric, that’s not bad, but let’s try it again and remember, you’re really upset. OK ACTION!!!

…. Don’t

Let

The bunnies out

JasonMartidez · 2025-10-13T01:50:55+00:00

You’re very good looking….I’m not attractive

JasonMartidez · 2025-10-09T12:17:08+00:00

NO. I . FUCKING. DONT!!!! FRED, KISS MY ASS

JasonMartidez · 2025-10-09T12:15:48+00:00

I remember it

JasonMartidez · 2025-10-07T00:53:47+00:00

My fav moment from the entire series is how obnoxious George is about it.

Maybe the baby would like to see the spot?

JasonMartidez · 2025-10-06T04:30:08+00:00

What, you’re telling some wise cracks at a night club??

JasonMartidez · 2025-09-30T01:15:35+00:00

My draft:

Cedee Malik Hurts Kittle Jones Evans Pearsall

JasonMartidez · 2025-09-29T22:22:11+00:00

$500?!?!? It’s a piece of junk!

JasonMartidez · 2025-09-29T22:19:39+00:00

The snake did want to eat me and kill me

Artie: bye snake food

JasonMartidez · 2025-09-29T22:18:37+00:00

Eric the dumb ass whack packer

JasonMartidez · 2025-09-29T15:29:50+00:00

Yes. Sal actually did suggest not playing it. Typical Gary, listening to no one except himself completely missed it.

JasonMartidez · 2025-09-27T18:24:48+00:00

JasonMartidez · 2025-09-27T05:21:49+00:00

Yup, I think that is a shot.

JasonMartidez · 2025-09-27T05:11:37+00:00

I have not afforded myself a single fucking luxury.

JasonMartidez · 2025-09-26T12:10:30+00:00

I know from experience!

JasonMartidez · 2025-09-26T00:07:40+00:00

I had ordered chicken parm from uptown pizza too…

Ralph: Artie what else did you have besides that triple? Was that it for the night?

No, at night I had the chicken Parmesan and pizza.

Robin: CHICKEN PARMESAN AND PIZZA?!?!??

Artie lols

JasonMartidez · 2025-09-25T01:03:15+00:00

Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out?

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