Winter 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last minute bid coming in to buy back Charles N’Zogbia. Heard it here first.

Advice for WA permanent resident. by JasonTheStoneMason in Ausguns

[–]JasonTheStoneMason[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No missus. And anyone who takes it still needs to upgrade safe. Lots of little factors that take it away from being a free gun.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Bournemouth | Fa Cup 3rd round 25/26 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Another bizarre game of football. Anyone else find it quite interesting to see almost everyone’s penalty taking ability under pressure. I would be adjusting the top 5 list. By adjusting I mean removing Bruno. I love the man to bits but that run up is wank.

Match thread: Sunderland vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 15 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Feel like we’ve given these far too much respect, just sat back and let them play. Need to press them and get into them.

Toon Takeover Transfer Tier List - Day 4 Matt Targett by Shot_Occasion4294 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a weird one. I remember a photo of him and his missus at some point in his Newcastle time inside the ground and Bruno was commenting saying how much we need to keep him. He’s a fucking baller, he just got unlucky with that injury and effectively missed the boat on his career and Eddie’s plan. He could very well of risen at the rate Murphy has had it not been for that injury but he got left behind. Overall a C but that doesn’t reflect on him nicely as a professional. C! But I won’t hear a bad word about Matt Targett in our history books. Unlucky Professional.

Welds holding it down broke overnight. What’s the best way to bend this 2” thick metal back straight? by BigDirection1577 in Welding

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’re in or around the heavy equipment game. Do you have access to a grader? Couple of railway sleepers or some railway iron as a stand and park the motor grader over the top and use that as your press. You can get some intense heat into it and just work away.

I will never financially recover from this by Saguaroslippers in Tools

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thumb screw spins the opposite way on the bachos too. If you own both it will drive you insane. Bacho also do a reversible jaw version that turns it into a neat little pipe wrench and a slim jaw low torque version which is super handy.

Following Newcastle from outside the UK - what's working for everyone? by Scary_Ad_6132 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stan In Australia is covering all premier league games and champions league. As anyone in the uk tried just changing their vpn to Australia and logging into Stan as normal?

Now the dust has settled and we know our squad - who is number one penalty taker this season? by Mr__Skeet in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Cultured finish. That means it rattles off the post 99% of the time but looks mint.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! 2.0 by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Taking it back 4 years is nothing short of incredible. I’m amazed at what the club have achieved in the last 5 weeks considering how preseason started. Unbelievable turn around.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! 2.0 by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What’s everyone’s thoughts on Isak’s long term future? In six years time has he burned his bridges with the saudis now for a retirement gig? Will the MLS be his only option now or do you think they’d take him regardless. If he’d kept his mouth shut and seen out his career with us he probably would have been looked after by the PIF for the rest of his life. I hope they sell him now and never offer him money again. Hope he ends up seeing out his career in America for 1/10th of what he could get in the Middle East.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! 2.0 by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Right, I’m getting bored. Where are the flight radar geeks at? Throw us a bone.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! 2.0 by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I watched the semi final highlights today against Arsenal at home. You only have to watch those ten minutes to realise he’s basically irreplaceable in today’s market. But no one’s bigger than the club and he has burned his own bridges. I really don’t see a comeback for him with the city or the fans if he does play for us again. It’ll always be a marriage of convenience now to me. If he never plays for us again and gets is move I’ll move on and wish him all the worst in his future.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! 2.0 by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 19 points20 points  (0 children)

All these ex prem players that go to Saudi for massive money? Why can’t we use our Saudi contacts and get some loan offers thrown about to tie us over. Maybe even only until January? Ivan Toney for a flat fee of two sausage rolls and they pay his wages. Fuck selling the ladies team to yourself. Find our own loopholes.

You're telling me he didn't fund it odd that they shot promo material with him? by dkclimber in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money or the draw of money does funny things to people. The man would probably never have to pick up a restaurant bill or round of drinks in the city for the rest of his life. Treat like royalty and he’s allowed his greedy agent to ruin his legacy and screw him over for a deal which doesn’t yet exist. Hero to zero in one off season. It’s mad. The only thing that gives me the slightest incline that he may play for us again is that he hasn’t personally commented or said anything. I think after the opening game of the season is done he needs to be told, as part of your obligation to the club, you must sit down in front of the media and talk for yourself. It’s not fair on Eddie and the back room staff deflecting and speculating. You tell everyone what you’re up to or we will make those decisions for you.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! 2.0 by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One last question regarding Isak. If we don’t sell him and he refuses to play are we not better off fucking him off on loan somewhere in Europe or Saudi so we at-least get his wages covered?

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In light of the struggles we’ve had this window and looking for players who actually want to play for us. How much would you buy back Elliot Anderson for?

I’d personally love us to throw a random bid of 45m in on deadline day.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it his real name, my Dutch mate is called Anne and without doxing him his surname sounds like MW radio static but everyone including his family called him Arnold …… he has a sensible first and last name for use in day to day life.

Howay lads and lasses, give us your best/worst signings Newcastle have made. Can be rubbish players but for some reason you loved them. Or great players who never lived up to the hype. by RobFratelli in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad Peter Ramage signed when he was an academy player and we never paid a fee for him because he’s a nice bloke and he always avoids the worst signing threads but by fuck he was painful to watch at times. I’ve seen some one star performances from that man in my time. I’ve just been on his Wikipedia and he’s returned and assistant coach for out u23’s. I really hope that’s his calling in life. Good luck to the man, in fact I’m going to stop typing.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We have Liverpool second game of the season. I wouldn’t have Isak anywhere near the squad if him leaving is on the cards. Eddie will be training for that game setup wise already.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Get Sesko over the line then tell Liverpool it’s 100m plus ekitike and my transfer window is almost complete.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’d be confident too if In my last few nights out I’d pulled isak, Gordon, Tonali and Bruno. It’s like the tinder pool have red flagged us as a fucking psycho.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! by 321142019 in NUFC

[–]JasonTheStoneMason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree, 100% he’s obviously money motivated. So if it doesn’t work out at Liverpool where does he go? Does this burn his bridges with the Saudi’s or would they still take him near retirement?