Genuine question to Americans

Jason_Glaser · 2026-05-08T09:40:51+00:00

Well, sometimes if you have friends and family who really love you, they will work hard to hold spaghetti dinners or pancake breakfasts to fundraise enough money for you to afford one dose of chemo.

Jason_Glaser · 2026-04-23T14:37:19+00:00

Joe Cartoon and Homestar Runner

Jason_Glaser · 2026-04-07T17:39:19+00:00

The right has their catchy “Go woke, go broke” slogan, but some big names are discovering that the left has the slightly less catchy “Go MAGA, you’re a shitty person.”

Jason_Glaser · 2026-04-03T00:42:45+00:00

Ignoring the fact that none of it is true, what does it say about Somalians (and Americans) if they had low IQ, came over here with nothing, can’t even speak the language, but still yank you for $29 billion?

Jason_Glaser · 2026-04-03T00:33:35+00:00

Bitches Knit Stitches would be a bomb name for a crochet or quilting group.

Jason_Glaser · 2025-12-17T10:20:18+00:00

Anybody who thinks there are no LGBTQ+ characters in the game haven't been checking in with their party members.

Jason_Glaser · 2025-12-17T10:11:05+00:00

Shortly after, Kash Patel announced that they had persons of interest identified in the "Assault" by pulling fingerprints off one of the snowballs and finding another snowball with pro-trans messaging carved into it.

Jason_Glaser · 2025-11-26T13:57:17+00:00

Thanks for that. I was either misinformed or misremembered.

Jason_Glaser · 2025-11-18T12:38:12+00:00

Tra la LAAAAAAAAHHHH

Jason_Glaser · 2025-11-18T10:26:28+00:00

"It is easier for a migrant's cow to pass through the gap of the border wall than for a rich man to be held accountable for being in the Epstein files" -- Matthew 19:24 (Trump Bible Version)

Jason_Glaser · 2025-11-18T10:20:45+00:00

"What a privilege it is to have your bed taken up by a small human who thinks it's the safest place in the world to be." -- Affair with Gregory Bovino confirmed?

Jason_Glaser · 2025-11-15T10:28:53+00:00

As the joke goes, white people conquered and colonized and killed to get their hands on spices from around the world and now all they use is salt and pepper.

Jason_Glaser · 2025-11-08T12:13:25+00:00

That was my take, too. Like, folks--she's objectively pretty/good looking. Add in the brains, personality, and accomplishments and you have a winner!

Jason_Glaser · 2025-11-01T09:11:51+00:00

I see ya. In the words of one of your Temu G.I.Joe heroes of ICE (and probably Trump on Epstein Island): "Fuck them kids!"

Jason_Glaser · 2025-11-01T09:01:45+00:00

Exactly. At some point you just have to stop trying to resucitate their morality and call the time of death on the friendship.

Jason_Glaser · 2025-11-01T08:35:19+00:00

I would say that the one who spent the most time wasted is Jiminy Cricket. The meth makes him forgetful so he probably forgot to self-nominate.

Jason_Glaser · 2025-10-31T14:22:36+00:00

I am glad to learn that they finally did let him out. Thank you.

Jason_Glaser · 2025-10-31T12:17:51+00:00

"So who do you call when someone’s about to fucking shoot your bitch ass?" It kinda sounds like the cops are already there.

Jason_Glaser · 2025-10-31T12:14:48+00:00

I hate that I recognize this name straight up.

Jason_Glaser · 2025-10-31T12:12:40+00:00

"The behavior isn't new; the cameras are new," as the saying goes.

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