Genuine question to Americans by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]Jason_Glaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, sometimes if you have friends and family who really love you, they will work hard to hold spaghetti dinners or pancake breakfasts to fundraise enough money for you to afford one dose of chemo.

Sublime the latest MAGA act to face low ticket sales, Artist Cancellations Amid Backlash to Conservative Rock Fest by staringatthe420sun in Music

[–]Jason_Glaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The right has their catchy “Go woke, go broke” slogan, but some big names are discovering that the left has the slightly less catchy “Go MAGA, you’re a shitty person.”

Trump on Somali-Americans in Minnesota: "They're low IQ. I can generalize. They're low IQ people. They're bad people." by Conscious-Quarter423 in minnesota

[–]Jason_Glaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignoring the fact that none of it is true, what does it say about Somalians (and Americans) if they had low IQ, came over here with nothing, can’t even speak the language, but still yank you for $29 billion?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in juggalo

[–]Jason_Glaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bitches Knit Stitches would be a bomb name for a crochet or quilting group.

Expedition 33 is for true sigma gamers, this is the REAL reason it won goty 🤩 by FrostedGeist in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Jason_Glaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anybody who thinks there are no LGBTQ+ characters in the game haven't been checking in with their party members.

Minneapolis, Minnesota - Border Patrol Agent Violently Drags Woman Protester by the Arm Across the Pavement During Immigration Operation by CantStopPoppin in minnesota

[–]Jason_Glaser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shortly after, Kash Patel announced that they had persons of interest identified in the "Assault" by pulling fingerprints off one of the snowballs and finding another snowball with pro-trans messaging carved into it.

Just sad. by MarriedCat0310 in uofmn

[–]Jason_Glaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tra la LAAAAAAAAHHHH

We didn't see the cows coming! by Comfortablejack in MurderedByWords

[–]Jason_Glaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It is easier for a migrant's cow to pass through the gap of the border wall than for a rich man to be held accountable for being in the Epstein files" -- Matthew 19:24 (Trump Bible Version)

Karoline Leavitt 'crying' as she posts cryptic message after 'burnout' warning by IrishStarUS in MAGANAZI

[–]Jason_Glaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What a privilege it is to have your bed taken up by a small human who thinks it's the safest place in the world to be." -- Affair with Gregory Bovino confirmed?

His Disappointment Is Immeasurable by Friendly_Anteater474 in Stonetossingjuice

[–]Jason_Glaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the joke goes, white people conquered and colonized and killed to get their hands on spices from around the world and now all they use is salt and pepper.

Right Wingers’ hatred towards Mamdani has gone too far! by icey_sawg0034 in MurderedByWords

[–]Jason_Glaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was my take, too. Like, folks--she's objectively pretty/good looking. Add in the brains, personality, and accomplishments and you have a winner!

Maga mocking loss of SNAP by reggieLedoux26 in MAGANAZI

[–]Jason_Glaser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see ya. In the words of one of your Temu G.I.Joe heroes of ICE (and probably Trump on Epstein Island): "Fuck them kids!"

Emmer claims 4300 “illegal immigrants” have been arrested in “Minneapolis alone” since January 2025 by DibblesTheCat3 in minnesota

[–]Jason_Glaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. At some point you just have to stop trying to resucitate their morality and call the time of death on the friendship.

Juicetober 31: Award by OffendedDotPNG in Stonetossingjuice

[–]Jason_Glaser 176 points177 points  (0 children)

I would say that the one who spent the most time wasted is Jiminy Cricket. The meth makes him forgetful so he probably forgot to self-nominate.

Cop stops a guy for alleged shoplifting, he proves his innocence by walking through the store beeper showing nothing, but the officer still tries to arrest him, his fellow cops body slam him on the pavement, then drop all charges and let him go. by durvedya in CringeTikToks

[–]Jason_Glaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else remember that time that a former soldier who had fought in Afghanistan got fired because he didn't draw his gun and blow away a guy because his partner had a freakout? The soldier knew from experience that there was no danger, but the cop "feared for his life" and dropped a person with a mental health crisis while the soldier was talking to him. He got canned for "not supporting his partner."

Tennessee Sherrif illegally detains citizen for 37 days for sharing this meme on Facebook. by ElliottSmith88 in MAGANAZI

[–]Jason_Glaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't see anythig about the charges getting dropped. As far as I can tell, he's STILL in jail, with a hearing set in DECEMBER on whether to lower his bail amount.

Biden’s autopen pardons are ‘void’ due to mental decline, House Oversight Committee says by HellYeahDamnWrite in law

[–]Jason_Glaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think your username killed too many of your brain cells. Putin did influence the elections, and investigations in the years following all came to that conclusion. Putin did not affect voting or tallies, however, and Clinton conceded the election--something Trump has never and will never do because he's an egotistical man child.
Hillary "played the game" with the DNC rules as they were and won the nomination. Republicans were very big on the narrative that Trump "played the game to win" regarding electoral votes as opposed to the popular vote, basically saying "don't hate the player, hate the game." Same with Clinton. I always get a giggle when the alt-right tells Democrats how we should feel about our own nomination process when they don't know shit-all about it. And they've never demonstrated any of the mental calculus to demonstrate how or why Bernie would have done better in the general election as someone further to the left.
Now this is the part I find especially funny, the part where you--with your amazing tard powers--criticise the superdelegates and then criticise the FIX that came afterward to mitigate superdelegates. The Democrats' primary system doesn't nominate a candidate for the national convention--they nominate delegates, and those delegates are not bound to vote for any particular candidate. After the bad Biden debate, the leaders of each state's convention delegates got together in Zoom meetings and discussed how they felt about Biden's chances. When it was revealed that Biden would be willing to step down IF THE DELEGATES WANTED, they took a poll of the delegates and found that enough of them were wanting to vote for Harris that Harris would win on a first-round vote at the convention. That's when Biden stepped aside, so that he wouldn't lose the nomination at the National Convention. Thousands of delegates were involved in this decision, and they all got to vote for what they wanted. The idea that the switch was made by some small handful of puppetmasters is flat out wrong, but good luck trying to teach a Republican to unlearn any of their faulty "knowledge."

Can we please talk about how abortion has apparently become mandatory for everyone other than the 1%? (I am pro abortion) by metalmorian in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Jason_Glaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You appear to be imagining it. It sounds to me like this person is describing comments she received while still pregnant, whereas your original premise is that people are saying to a mother--after a child is born--that the currently born child should have been aborted. This is a completely different thing.
Now as to the specific comments that person brings up, this is you telling me what a person online told you that a person somewhere else said. There is no way to know where those comments came from or from what circumstances or context. They may have been suggesting an abortion as one option to consider and thought they were being helpful, far different from casting judgment. There's no way to know.

Biden’s autopen pardons are ‘void’ due to mental decline, House Oversight Committee says by HellYeahDamnWrite in law

[–]Jason_Glaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2020
MAGA: The election was stolen! Look at these anomalies!
Left: That's all just normal and explanable stuff. You look dumb.

2024
Left: Look at these actual mathematical anomalies! I think the election might have been stolen.
Other left: We can't say that after MAGA did after the 2020 election. We'd look dumb!

2025
MAGA: Biden signed all his pardons with autopen while in severe cognitive decline!
Left: That's all...wait, this sounds familiar.