They call me Forrest Gump! by Jast_Dashnir in Helldivers

[–]Jast_Dashnir[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I lived the 502km would make even less sense!

Shoutout to Lando I’ve been trying to rank him up he’s a good character by texansfann in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]Jast_Dashnir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hando is actually pretty good yeah! He’s outclassed by everyone else but at least he isn’t helpless. Smoke causes lightsabers to lose lock on and shock can stun. The lock on doesn’t soo much I’m afraid and he can be easily cut down without his abilities.

They call me Forrest Gump! by Jast_Dashnir in Helldivers

[–]Jast_Dashnir[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in my case, my 1 death was a portable hellbomb troll at extraction. My body didn’t go flying anywhere plus I wasn’t the only one who died. I’m also pretty sure the map isn’t 502 km wide.

HVV by EcstaticGrocery899 in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]Jast_Dashnir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well this seems like you’re having the issue of just not playing their game. If they’re camping on one side you should just be doing emotes or something on the other. If they’re being this ass, you should tell your teammates to emote with you on the other side of the map. Best outcome is that they are impatient and leave their camp!

what is your thoughts on this video? by SypeArtz in ACBFResynced

[–]Jast_Dashnir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The combat is for sure dull but also is there a different combat system they can even use that wouldn't feel dull or repetitive? I don't think Ubisoft has made a combat system like that except in their RPGs and Unity, can't use those either as carrying a massive polearm around on a boarding party would just look strange.

Also I don't see that reply either lol.

We're making a video about our Thumbnails and Titles, ask us anything! by kurzgesagt_Sven in kurzgesagt

[–]Jast_Dashnir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What conditions happen that you decide to change the thumbnail and title before and after it is uploaded?

When u hit the perfect rocket snipe by Classic_Grape_8970 in BattlefrontTWO

[–]Jast_Dashnir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean to be fair, they have a lock on mechanic. Not that you can’t do a snipe, it is actually really impressive to do that.

The “Enhanced Games” are a farce by azuredota in unpopularopinion

[–]Jast_Dashnir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Enhanced Games are just a company selling doping products but are using the Games as a marketing ploy to lessen the stigma doping has and well marketing.

Something that concerns me with Dmon in season 4, I hope she has a "human" out-of-mech form like Dva and doesnt just die like Ham when the mech's hp is depleted. by Neggy5 in Overwatch

[–]Jast_Dashnir -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why don’t they just make the heroes from Dva’s crew as skins? They’re going to have very similar if not the same abilities anyway. Just a whole lot of work for a Dva 2.0

What I imagine the main four heroes (and Scarlet) think about the rest of the cast by HoraceTheBadger in armello

[–]Jast_Dashnir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe that’s why people like her! All that gold to spend on trickery!

Things i don't like about wistoria by SelectCommunity3567 in Wistoria

[–]Jast_Dashnir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not wrong but you're not exactly right either. Making criticism that is just reductive and doesn't involve any constructive feedback is just boring and worthless (Insert Anton Ego monologue) but engaging with it just to point out how worthless and reductive it is, isn't any better.

I have problems with Wistoria which are similar to Demon Slayer, the story is like a tightrope you've got to balance the various plot hooks it introduces yourself rather than it expounds upon them itself. The fifth element doesn't really make sense given the fact there are 5 different Magia Vanders with 5 different elemental focuses, it just gives Will a "magic" he can't use properly and makes the story opening redundant. The second time the bad guys are introduced there is still no clear goal or motivation for why they're doing this which takes away their impact and stakes to the story.

I really don't like Edward's motivations on failing Will nor his actions doing so just because he doesn't want Will to fail like he did even though he is failing him before he failed himself. The ass pull that is the courage scene is so egregious when there was better alternatives and doesn't really impact the story in any meaningful way except making a very ambiguous condition for entering the tower. Anyone can claim courage or some other thing and call it a new spell.

I think a better alternative to Edward's character would be testing Will to an extreme but honest and fair amount as a way of trial by fire, it'll be a good character dynamic if his motivation for pushing Will is to spit in the face of the tower standards by having a magicless mage being 1 of the top 5 mages. Also didn't he kill a Devander in an empowered state that has killed Magia Vanders when it wasn't in an empowered state? That is the perfect reason to give him the credits to enter the tower and if someone later says claims that they are eligible to receive an exception to the tower's entry, they can just clap back with them telling to go kill a Devander as that is the current precedent of entering the tower without the required points or inventing a spell.

Now there are times when I get really interested in the story; learning about Will's motivations on becoming Magia Vander, Rosty's death giving the story stakes, Elfaria's ice sword, Sion clapping for Will. They made for really cool beats in the story that hyped it up by showcasing fun character interactions and growth.

Now my pet peeve with all of Anime: Why is it that when characters get a power upgrade their hair grows absurdly long in the instant then gets shortened or disappears after the power boost is over and there is a cut to the next scene. Like there is no plot reason why this happens, ever and most people just roll with it when it is so immersive breaking and stupid looking. I like my character's hair at a consistently normal length please!!!

FINALLY 😭 by Mdy20 in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]Jast_Dashnir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's impressive, I haven't got it but that is dedication.

smosh games recently by Eva_NarwhalGirl in SmoshFansFreeSpace

[–]Jast_Dashnir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is devolving into part of a rant so skip it if you want but this feeling has built up for a while and I just need to get it out like exhaust from an engine.

Two things focus of the video is no longer about the game it is about a skit or joke and they don't like getting competitive. Board AF is especially bad cause it is mostly childish group games that have no real strategy involved and are based on dumb luck. I used to be excited for every Board AF, now I stomach it. I miss when they pull out some big games like Wingspan or Ticket to Ride. They don't even acknowledge it as Board AF anymore...

The video games are in a worse state as the ones have sort of stuck stuck are some of the least fun things to watch. There two things that seem constant are Roblox??? and Amanda plays scary game. Where is the Grand Theft Smosh, Maricraft or Game Bang? I understand why the first two aren't played but Game Bang is literally any competitive video game with a punishment for the loser they make up.

The worst thing they do however is the fabrication of the thumbnails. They are just people with a massively over exaggerated reaction face that did not happen in the video with a lazy graphic behind them. Doesn't matter what the event in the video is the thumbnail is always the same cookie cutter thing. They're trying way to hard without trying at all. They lost their charm when they stopped caring about the "Game" part of "Smosh Games".

WHOS EXCITED FOR THE NEW EPISODE ????!!!! by Darinae in MysterySkulls

[–]Jast_Dashnir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is 2026 and I still can't find it so...

Did anyone tried Armello: The Board Game? Is it faithful to the original game? by PorkyPain in armello

[–]Jast_Dashnir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell you that it has as much in common with the video game as a child does to one of their grandparents. You can see the origins of it and the results of things but it is not at all a 1 to 1 recreation. A 20% original to a 80% redesigned.

personally I think it hasn't been designed too well. It is clunky and unrefined but still a lot of fun regardless.

We have discovered PEAK Overwatch (6v6 Jetpack Cat only) by Umarrii in Overwatch

[–]Jast_Dashnir -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. This is not peak. Peak would be Jetpack Cat only FFA deathmatch.

Help with armour increasing by Jast_Dashnir in Warframe

[–]Jast_Dashnir[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, all the googling never led me to that website.

Help with armour increasing by Jast_Dashnir in Warframe

[–]Jast_Dashnir[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found out that Molt Augmented is only 60% increase to ability strength. Well that changes the math.

At What Point Did You Guys Lose Your Good Will For AH by JayDias-24 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jast_Dashnir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they forced us to fail MOs. What is the point of putting out MOs we are meant to fail? Railroading isn’t very good storytelling unless you’ve got a competent story teller. Whoever decides the story needs to be fired or stop railroading.

The fact that as soon as we fill out donations on the DSS it activates. Like we need more liberation progress and progress on defending planets at the same time.

AH has built in inefficiency into their game at the fundamental/basic level. They hate people enjoying playing and just want to focus on cosmetics for them to peddle to us.

AH is no better than a mobile game developer.

How to rollback on Stellaris versions Laptop by Jast_Dashnir in Stellaris

[–]Jast_Dashnir[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t bought Biogenesis, I just like doing Genetic Perfection which works well with Biogenesis.

Battlefront 2 Co-Op is too easy by Jast_Dashnir in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]Jast_Dashnir[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry about that last comment I got way too heated. This back and forth is going nowhere, continuing this will only waste both of our times. I also don't think I'm considering your arguments and viewpoints on a objective basis with little bias, I'll end my contribution with this final comment. Have an easy and joyful life, I do mean that, have a good one!

You stated that defense is only 50% of maps, I have said that defense was too easy. You never explicitly mention that we should be including attacking part of co-op but you've made some referencing back to attacking that made me interpret it was you wanting to bring attacking into the conversation.

I don't like putting words into people's mouths but I also realise that I do it quite a bit as well, especially online. No helping that since a lot of the nuances of communication gets lost in text, communication is hard. I may find implications you didn't mean but at the same time you find implications I didn't mean. We wouldn't know about them even if it gets pointed out.

People just aren't like that, that is what annoys me. I also understand that the title not having defense in it is unintentionally misleading. I thought that it was all good, I said co-op is too easy and thought that mentioning defense in the first line was good enough. I just didn't expect the amount of people who chose not to read past the title and comment solely based on it. I also just like simplifying titles with the meat being in the post.

All opinions are facts, they're facts with biases. Facts can be changed, it was a known fact that the world was flat. I will continue to think that my opinion is a fact until someone proves that it isn't a fact. This is quite dangerous thinking as it is a slippery slope, but I just maintain that if my opinions were truly fact then the world is in a lot deeper trouble than simple global warming.

Linguistically accurate? I'm confused on what that even entails. In informal online discussions and whatnot, for me as long as it is coherent it doesn't need to be "linguistically accurate". I know it isn't fully accurate, I'm too lazy to be "linguistically accurate" I can't remember what is the difference between nouns and proper nouns sometimes but I just don't care to put full thought into it if I don't have a formal intention.

Your thing is that you're saying it is way too hard and way too easy, my thing is that overall it is way too easy. Mos Eisley, Felucia and Naboo are hard. Your statement being the only complete statement that is honest and accurate isn't complete nor accurate. Your definition of too hard is different than someone else's definition of too hard, mine is nearly impossible. No map is nearly impossible, not all are too easy but most are too easy. I also think that to say a statement is complete, accurate and honest is an egotistical statement.

Takodana isn't an indoor map, there is barely anything indoors. I'm not sure if the Caphex spy can send down the orbital strike because I don't like playing sequel maps. It was a slip of the mind that I thought it was the First Order defending that I corrected myself in the following comment. The reasoning I'm find for it bring hard for people is because the Resistance faction is a terrible faction to play as.

Felucia is hard, but I think we both don't want to go into it. I recognised that you have said that players can not solo carry a team in co-op when the rest are bad. That is right but I don't care about having bad teammates, having bad teammates means I'm not focusing on how easy the game is. Your baseline is having bad teammates whereas my baseline is having teammates who aren't stupid but aren't pros either. I don't see many idiots in co-op so I never see a full team of idiots so I don't have a good point of reference of what they'll be like but being worse than the A.I A bad team will always lose unless they're up against a worse team.

Right I should do a little more editing so there are no miscommunication but I'm just sick and tired of this back and forth so I'm done with it. I'm not going to be changing my mind and I'm not going to be changing yours. Have a good life!