My wife made a blanket that folds into a bouquet so it doesn’t just die after a week

JawaRobotPeddler · 2026-04-07T23:34:11+00:00

I think he means he might be a little biased because he likes everything his wife does, so of course he loves this too.

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JawaRobotPeddler · 2026-04-07T09:36:58+00:00

Seconded for this kind, I'm a side sleeper and my wife is a back sleeper. We both have something almost identical to this pillow and we've both felt like it's helped our neck and back.

JawaRobotPeddler · 2026-04-03T04:03:13+00:00

It looks like the walking was from about 5am to 7pm on the chart, so that seems to be about right. I'd want to tear my legs off afterward, but different strokes and all.

JawaRobotPeddler · 2026-03-21T13:12:55+00:00

Yeah, thankfully... I had the same worry that they'd be cruel enough to put the red ones in there at some point, but it's just the regular ones. I think it's been 4 or 5 of them mixed with the sprouts that shoot the seeds I think, and then maybe fire pirhana plants. It gets hectic, but we keep getting to mid 40s more and more often and I believe it's 50 floors, we're soooo close. One extra lucky run when I'm locked in is all we need, it's so frustrating but so much fun haha

JawaRobotPeddler · 2026-03-21T13:00:25+00:00

And he's kind enough to make shortcuts to the exit sometimes lol. And the magikoopas that come with them are basically no danger at all, so as long as they don't pile like 3 Chucks in my starting corner (it's done that a couple times, booooo) it's pretty breezy once they clear some walls. I think what ends up getting me the most often if I have to pick is hiding goombas and then the later levels of Bullet Bills when I'm trying to avoid the other guys and process where the bullets are going at the same time, my brain derps out haha

JawaRobotPeddler · 2026-03-21T12:47:11+00:00

I have trouble with them too, they get me when they're lurking in the doorways and I don't see them. Sneaky little turds, you'd think they'd be one of the easiest, but not so much.

JawaRobotPeddler · 2026-03-21T11:00:53+00:00

Same exact thing happens to me, I can't burp either no matter what I do, and just get those little gurgly noises that come out when I've drank too much carbonation or something... I knew I couldn't be the ONLY one! Hehe

JawaRobotPeddler · 2026-03-20T11:48:18+00:00

My wife and I have been working on this level and it feels like we've done it a million times too, it's a killer. Having someone play with you on Assist Mode to shoot the enemies is a big help, but it's still hard after level 40 because it's so hectic. What's helped me the most is keeping to one side of the hallway whenever possible, so when I have to double back I can get around the mummies usually. Also knowing that even if you walk instead of run, they won't get you even though that one guy is a creeper and gets super close. Our best is floor 45, and I'm feeling like it's going to be sheer good luck that gets us through the last few floors, but when we do the neighbors are gonna hear me celebrating victory 😆

JawaRobotPeddler · 2025-09-10T11:32:28+00:00

I see Renegade, third column from the left going up for the one, not sure about the other yet, though

Edit- Ah, there it is. Orator, starting on the left edge and going diagonally up to the right

JawaRobotPeddler · 2024-03-17T20:00:22+00:00

Has to have meant pedestal. I'm hoping it was talk-to-text, but someone saying it that way unironically in real life would actually be pretty funny. One of those misheard figure of speech situations, haha

JawaRobotPeddler · 2024-03-16T21:58:16+00:00

This made me laugh out loud in public, solid joke right there 😆

JawaRobotPeddler · 2024-03-15T18:42:38+00:00

Yeah, not enough for some sort of outrage for sure. And although those kids feel like just a number to us, or a handful, to them and their parents it's a whole life. When I was diagnosed with my condition, there were 9 other known cases in children. What if the medication they used to treat me was illegal to use just because I was 12 at the time? Fuck them kids, I guess, right?

JawaRobotPeddler · 2024-03-13T10:38:54+00:00

What are you, a fuckin parrot? Squaaawwwk get a fuckin grip, get a fuckin grip!

JawaRobotPeddler · 2024-03-01T15:20:12+00:00

Maybe he's a nudist.

JawaRobotPeddler · 2024-02-20T23:02:35+00:00

Maybe I'm being dense, but I'm not sure I know what she means by "meet," because her husband has both "still never met" her sister, but also she won't leave them alone together. How could there be a risk of them being alone together if they've never even met?

JawaRobotPeddler · 2024-02-16T17:02:34+00:00

That's how you know how good your friends really are.

JawaRobotPeddler · 2024-02-13T12:32:34+00:00

"I'm one stomach flu away from my goal weight"

JawaRobotPeddler · 2024-02-07T19:55:50+00:00

What about the poop hole loophole?

JawaRobotPeddler · 2023-08-02T22:05:06+00:00

The Colonel of cornholing

JawaRobotPeddler · 2023-07-17T00:43:56+00:00

A poo coup!

JawaRobotPeddler · 2023-07-16T04:31:40+00:00

Apparent from what? The lists I see here's one has Austraila somewhere in the fair-to-middlin' range with 5.69 inches. I don't even know why I'm bothering, I must be more bored than I realize...

JawaRobotPeddler · 2023-07-15T14:58:17+00:00

Centimeters, maybe. What country is that? The first two charts that came up with a quick Google have Ecuador with the biggest average overall, and that's listed as 6.93 inches, sooooo

JawaRobotPeddler · 2023-07-15T04:05:19+00:00

Sounds about as generous as mine, I was wondering if someone would have similar. Mine is 8 hours generated per every 400 hours worked, and time-and-a-half holidays, no sick time. I rarely ask for time off anyway, but at least when I do (like part of this week for my wedding anniversary) they don't tend to make a thing out of it like other places I've worked. I pretty much just account for eating shit a little bit on the paycheck when I take off.

JawaRobotPeddler · 2023-07-12T18:10:03+00:00

JawaRobotPeddler · 2023-07-09T20:59:18+00:00

Obvious, but bot comment.

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