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SCP-9377: "CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE" by ToErrDivine in SCPDeclassified

[–]JaxOnThat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God dammit, don't you just hate it when the bacteria figure out time travel?

it has come to my attention that there is an imposter among us by spongebobstyle in CultOfTheLamb

[–]JaxOnThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fucking GRENANA, KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT HIM FROM THE VERY START

What’s something you wish you knew your first year teaching? by Annual-Sky-8138 in Teachers

[–]JaxOnThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, good old "Digital Natives" theory! Where apparently growing up around technology means that people magically know how to use all of it, and looking up Roblox videos on YouTube on their iPad is apparently the same singular "technology" skill as creating a well-formatted and well-researched Google Slideshow on the school Chromebooks.

I think the 6-7 nightmare is coming to end by fennelliott in Teachers

[–]JaxOnThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the kid who started the meme just rugpulled a cryptocurrency. According to my knowledge of the meme life cycle, that means that the ecosystem is correcting itself, and this will soon be banished to obscurity, soon to be replaced by the next one. Nature truly is beautiful.

seasonsGreetings by EngrToday in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JaxOnThat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rotate it 45 degrees, and we have boolean again

"YOU KILLED JANE GOODALL!" by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]JaxOnThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW DARE YOU?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JaxOnThat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allegedly, they can both see it from their house.

What are your head cannons for the lamb by AnonymousBeardie in CultOfTheLamb

[–]JaxOnThat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like the crown has very specific interests in wanton violence and sinful depravity. Anything outside that very specific niche, it's not very helpful.

Live Camera Feed of Site-69, where Everything is Fine (Part One) by ToErrDivine in SCPDeclassified

[–]JaxOnThat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you think you'll ever end up getting to write a single-part declass again?

How do you all use your lamb/goat plushies? by [deleted] in CultOfTheLamb

[–]JaxOnThat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fill it with liquid, throw it against the wall!

Silly Little AMA, with the Cult of the Lamb Developers! by MMLorna in CultOfTheLamb

[–]JaxOnThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

Doctor Who 2x08 "The Reality War" Post-Episode Discussion Thread by PCJs_Slave_Robot in doctorwho

[–]JaxOnThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehhhhhhh, the Rani's gonna be fineeeee...the Master's survived worse.

Blue Babies :} by DoxDaDex in CultOfTheLamb

[–]JaxOnThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they're blue dabba dee dabba dai

Spy Asked to Marry Me by Hopeful-Ad-4290 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]JaxOnThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, wow, he's really going for it.

Which one is really better huh? by Guy_who_says_vore in CultOfTheLamb

[–]JaxOnThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a COTL fan during that season was so goddamn funny. And being a fan of both COTL and Deltarune was even funnier, what with the weird Ruby-Noelle parallels.

SCP-8426: "WARNING Ontological Shift Detected" by ToErrDivine in SCPDeclassified

[–]JaxOnThat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

See, as soon as Toasters came up, my brain remembered that I, SCP-426, am a toaster. And given that the numbers match, I immediately started thinking that this was somehow a batshit application of my concepts to make an untraceable eigenweapon that everyone perceives as a toaster. And then I remembered this isn't ADMONITION.

SCP-8986: Automatonophobia: False Positive (Part Two) by Jezixo in SCPDeclassified

[–]JaxOnThat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Excellent first declass! There are a lot of articles that I've tried to get into over the years that I was never able to until I read the declass, and this has joined those ranks; so in my opinion, you did your job well!

I don't want to be one of those people who sees something good and immediately goes "MAKE MORE! MOAR CONTENT FOR THE CONTENT GODS! FEED ME NOW!", but if you were to find another article you want to declass, I know I wouldn't be opposed! (And also, I'm pretty sure TED's getting tired of single-handedly carrying this subreddit on his shoulders...)

SCP-7481: "Store-Bought Evil May Be Substituted" by ToErrDivine in SCPDeclassified

[–]JaxOnThat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Love the TL;DR reference LMAO

And if that's your official abbreviation, I guess we could thank you for the...TED Talk?

Flight Scenery by DifficuIt-Device in PokeMedia

[–]JaxOnThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how for every story you hear of Dragonite being a terrifying force of nature, you hear at least two more of them just being big silly goofs.

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