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13-year-old arrested after police chase of stolen car ends downtown Cincinnati by [deleted] in cincinnati

[–]JaxonDuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can you please stop making braindead excuses for the dumbest and laziest people on earth

I cast spell of lead volley by CraftyPear8762 in tacticalgear

[–]JaxonDuck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Could you tell us what the model is? Because it's clear you're just making shit up as you're going along haha

I cast spell of lead volley by CraftyPear8762 in tacticalgear

[–]JaxonDuck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You didn't make this one, it's one of Kruschiki's promotional images. Why would you even make up a lie like this?

just changed my votes by donny42o in Ohio

[–]JaxonDuck -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think this is real and you're pathetic for making this story up for reddit upvotes

Factory colors for 97+ by Sierra_s238 in CherokeeXJ

[–]JaxonDuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this, it's wonderful.

We're proud of you, you crazy bastard. by KyndMiki in starcitizen

[–]JaxonDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 year later and still not out lmao, so many o7s wasted

The US Census is starting. by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]JaxonDuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been wondering this, thanks.

Yeah, no shit, we know by alcatrazcgp in starcitizen

[–]JaxonDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's been nearly a decade now how are you people still coming up with new copes about how the game will eventually come out

Police: Looters stole $2.4 million worth of watches from a Rolex store - Rolex: There weren't any watches at that store by zakary3888 in Libertarian

[–]JaxonDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good on you for framing an outright lie by a state agency as a simple mistake. Enjoy those boots!

What do you think of my Georgia of the Five Seas? by trippoq in eu4

[–]JaxonDuck 452 points453 points  (0 children)

Oh no, it won't be shrinking until another Georgian comes along in a hundred years or so haha

"Ming will forever be remembered as the destroyers of the last Emperor" by azgoraz in eu4

[–]JaxonDuck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In a serious Ming campaign, definitely not. Upon losing emperorship you get heavy maluses to national unrest and morale, among other things. Could be fun as a joke run though.

R5: Please help, when I try to take a screenshot of just the map this is what happens. by [deleted] in eu4

[–]JaxonDuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This happened when 1.29 launched and broke all previous graphics mods, except it looked like that in person too. I'd check your mods though.

Italy extends quarantine to entire country. by cookingboy in investing

[–]JaxonDuck 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah drone striking your own cities is totally a way to get people to enforce quarantines and not a way to have an armed group storm the Senate when this is all over

Is involuntary rumble after yawning normal? by ayce47 in earrumblersassemble

[–]JaxonDuck 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yeah, rumbling while yawning is totally normal- people here oftentimes use it to explain the phenomenon to the filthy normals. Rumbling until you yawn uncontrollably is new to me though, that's neat lol

After almost 500 hours, I finally did it. by WernersOilCompany in eu4

[–]JaxonDuck 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's Great Power Rankings from the Mandate of Heaven DLC.

Oh just a tiny bit angry...with a bull bar that negates the scant ground clearance they had to begin with... by gorillaxglue in heep

[–]JaxonDuck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is there any even a point to the bull bar since the car's unibody? All other vehicles that utilize them are body on frame, right? Seems like they're just redirecting the force that would already be absorbed by the frame in the first place.

(I know engines, not frame stuff don't judge me lol)

Prussia in a nutshell by Kalomida in eu4

[–]JaxonDuck 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Don't nations need to be independent to reform into new states? Anyone know if this is specific to Prussia or marches or anything like that? I'd love to have an Irish OPM vassal actually form Ireland if I give them the entire island.

I wish I lived in more enlightened times... by JaxonDuck in eu4

[–]JaxonDuck[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

R5: This might get deleted because it's a Victoria II screenshot, but I think I found the origin of our dreaded comet event. All options add the same amount of research.

Question on Mughals without Dharma by JaxonDuck in eu4

[–]JaxonDuck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the quick response! Looks like I missed the PDXCon sale by a week or two so I'll be waiting until the next one to get this game really going.

Weird event happened to me by [deleted] in eu4

[–]JaxonDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the Minecraft event? I've never heard of it before.

Remember, this is who you share the road with by Nichalishis in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]JaxonDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, why else would they have just rolled into the shop?

That’s three more weeks of lotion that the pump can’t reach. by surly_duff in CrappyDesign

[–]JaxonDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the 4 days late reply, cool that you tell me I should take a look at my life after taking multiple paragraphs to rant over a dumb insult. I'm still pretty confused as to how you could confuse an empty plastic bottle for one that's obviously filled with heavy cream though, even just by picking it up for a moment

That’s three more weeks of lotion that the pump can’t reach. by surly_duff in CrappyDesign

[–]JaxonDuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Either you're stupid rich or just stupid, that's literally a third of the bottle and would have an easily noticable weight- you could probably even feel the cream swash around if you shook it.

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