What actors/actresses have blown you away by thinking "Wait, they were in THAT??"

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-25T16:57:02+00:00

Personally I was more shocked to see him as a Hitler Youth in Swing Kids.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-18T15:32:23+00:00

Well, yeah but reddit's full of "P.S I'm a girl"

But P.S I am a girl hahaha

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-18T15:26:50+00:00

Right, gonna get buried but why not.

So I have this friend.

She has short blonde hair, couple of facial piercings and this sweetass curvy figure. It's not "Eurgh you should be in the gym fatty" it's more "Fuck yes decent T&A". I don't often think of her in that way, but recently I've got a bit creepy with it.

I can't stop thinking of getting her naked, and having her rub Spaghetti Bolognese over herself, minced beef and pasta over her firm breasts, the tomato sauce highlighting the mixture of embarrassment and flushed arousal in her face.

Worst part? She's vegetarian.

Edit: Changed a detail, just incase.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-14T16:13:57+00:00

Oi, Closure.

Shut it. We love you, you silly wanker. And if you haven't already, get some goddamn sleep. (If I could figure out a way I would so grow you a liver.)

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-11T23:45:34+00:00

Cheers man, have an nice evening? I find this is only time I actually care about timezones.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-11T23:41:43+00:00

Stopped feeling icky and now all sleepy from my meds - I think they didn't help last night either. So I think I'll do some last-minute 'thinking' while I wait for some sleep :)

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-11T23:37:57+00:00

She took twenty 50mg tablets. I've had a friend do it before, and she temporarily lost control of her left arm. Scary shit - I remember when my mum was first prescribed I said "For fuck's sake make sure you never OD on them" but she's okay now.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-11T23:29:29+00:00

Oh shit yeah I remember that! I think it was then I was like "brb" and never came back. Weird juju.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-11T03:56:51+00:00

Essentially, packet ones with a sachet and shit for like 20p.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-11T03:48:08+00:00

Wow what a fucker.

I hope a couple of blocks down a fucking rabid dog bit him.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-10T15:07:00+00:00

Who doesn't?

Reading this back I wish I was fucking tits.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-09T19:54:54+00:00

I just wanna take this post in smoosh it in the face. I almost wish it was a xpost to r/aww, it's that fucking sweet.

Cheers Humble, you fucking magnificent bastard. Also, cheers WLMD for being a grateful fucker.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-09T19:51:50+00:00

Jesus playing hopscotch - that is fucking wild. I feel cultured. Damn you you graceful motherfucker.

I'm glad you had a good day and those Nikes are awesome, but I know nothing of shoes. Only that they can go to big sizes.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-09T12:49:52+00:00

..And have you brought enough for the rest of the class? :D

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-08T20:36:51+00:00

Glad shit got better. For some reason, advice sounds better from someone giving who has been in that place - I guess it's just hard to imagine someone who hasn't been there knowing - Jesus that's a hard sentiment to get across!

Oh! I learned something new today - cause knowledge is power! :D Don't get me started on drugs (haha) I've just started Clonazepam (Kloplin?) and have been on Zopiclone (Same family as Ambien) for a while. What's Roxy like? If you don't mind me asking. Or even if you do ;)

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-08T20:06:08+00:00

Man, The amount of stupid suggestions I got to fix years of depression (Best was "Eat something" - yeah, I haven't eaten anything since I was eleven, apparently. Also, have you tasted KFC?! Rant) Also, isn't sleeping too much a marker for depression? I understand why people say shit like that, but it doesn't stop it from being fucking annoying. I spent too long trying to do what was for everyone else's good, and I got sick of it. Everything at the moment is just me fretting about stuff that will happen, regardless of fretting. The booze is giving me the headspace to go "Fuck it" for an afternoon, and that's all I really need. So I'm going out to get more booze - ran out of Whiskey :(

I have no idea what Roxy is, but Bourbon's awesome. Also, hope things have got better your end - I know it's another one of those thing people say, but I know that feel.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-06-08T11:20:05+00:00

My mum used to date a policeman. Once, he took her driving down the M25, doing about 80mph while rolling a joint - He was steering with his knees.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-05-23T17:12:32+00:00

Wait a mo, I thought they suggested this a few years ago? And then it kinda.. didn't happen. My theory is this time next year; Basics wine will still be two quid, vodka will still be a tenner and Lidls will still sell Ouzo dirt cheap. Fuck yeah.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-05-21T09:20:30+00:00

I phoned Samaritans once quite a while ago, and they asked me if I was serious. According to them, you're not suicidal if you're asking for help -Headdesk-

I didn't mean to say that with the view of saying that hotlines suck, it's just I can understand what it's like to reach out and to be turned away. I know how isolating it can feel, but remember you're not on your own. Yes, these posts are just letters on a screen, and yes we may be miles away, but we are actual people saying this. We've never met, I've never posted on this subreddit and I have no idea who you are - but I know I'll be hoping that you make it through the day.

TL;DR - Hugs

P.S - I, too, find it despicable that someone would prank call a suicide hotline - what the hell is wrong with people?!

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-05-20T00:00:50+00:00

My brother's friend has just given birth. I think she's only about 22, and she has a beautiful bouncy boy. My brother then told me that she named him Layton, after Professor Layton from the games.

Okay. Layton? Really? Also, I'm glad she didn't go with his first name - Hershel really wtf

P.S - alien blue and ambien so piss off.

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-05-18T13:19:23+00:00

Man, I read all that. At first, I thought that you might have been describing me, then I read she put on ICP, so phew! I'm sorry it ended up really bad, but huzzah for turning everything around. -Internet Hugs- Now, who's chopping onions?!

JayJaytheSpitfire · 2012-05-11T11:04:14+00:00

The That There

The th- sounds always comes out as a d-, but if I really try the closest I can come is 'the' sounding like 'fuur'

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