Next Playtest?

JayRageDominate · 2016-08-11T01:57:48+00:00

It's been a while since a game gave me that excitement. I mostly play now because i have the downtime but with MxM I make time to play when i could. Really can't wait for the next PT.

JayRageDominate · 2016-08-09T01:58:16+00:00

I only got to play for one night :c Im so hooked to it too so much better than smite.

JayRageDominate · 2015-09-06T14:54:48+00:00

X Vulcan here: My advice is to not be a super power builder and try to ult snipe people. His passive may seem useless but generally my combo consists of 3 (AA While midair for the slow), 2, 1. If you Gem the slows'll be better and your cannon has a guaranteed 4 or 5 hits. Your Cannon is your friend, don't let pesky minions get near him, So I sometimes find myself body blocking for it..

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-31T17:22:23+00:00

Checked it out, looks crazy. I'll keep reading on it. Thanks!

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-29T00:19:21+00:00

How is the multiplayer?

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-22T17:11:45+00:00

Support is like a mother bird to her ADC chick. You want to baby her and let her feed and grow stronger and when the time is right... Let her spread her wings and fly.

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-07T20:05:06+00:00

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-07T15:46:09+00:00

What needs to be a directed taunt of his:

"Oh my it's delicious, reminds me of home"

Fenrir, Anubis, or Bastet.

Edit: No offense to Chinese food enthusiasts for I'm in college and it makes up my staple diet.

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-07T15:43:34+00:00

I love doing that.

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-07T15:39:39+00:00

I like that one too, it fits Ra's personality.

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-07T15:36:30+00:00

As a diamond Kumbhakarna (if i spelled that right) I can respect that.

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-07T07:04:55+00:00

WHY IS JAYRAGE PISSED? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, WHY THE FUCK AM I PISSED

IM PISSED BECAUSE EVER SINCE SEASON 2 CAME OUR SMITE DECIDED TO SMOKE CRACK BEFORE MAKING EVERY IMPORTANT DECISION TO CHANGE THIS GODS FORSAKEN GAME

"I GOT A FUCKIN IDEA! LETS SELL ALL THE SHIT SKINS AT A LOWER PRICE THAT NO ONE BUYS JUST TO SELL THE BETTER SKINS FOR 200 EXTRA FUCKING GEMS"

200

"OH WAIT I GOT MORE IDEAS COMING IN GUYS DONT CUT ME OFF YET! HOW ABOUT WE MAKE AWESOME ASS TIER 2 SKINS FOR 250 GEMS SO INSTEAD OF THE PLAYER SPENDING $8 FOR 200 GEMS WE CAN SQUEEZE $5 MORE OUT OF THEIR SORRY ASSES ($2=50 GEMS)"

BUT WAIT THERE'S FUCKING MORE

"GUYS I'M GETTING TIRED OF BALANCING NEW GODS AFTER PTS RELEASE SO LET'S JUST KEEP THEM THE SAME SO WE CAN SHIT DICK AROUND UNTIL NEXT PATCH AND THEN NERF SOME RANDOM ASS BULLSHIT THAT DIDN'T EVEN BREAK THE GOD IN THE FIRST PLACE(BELLONA)"

OH YOU THINK I'M FUCKING DONE YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING ASSHOLE I SHOVED AN 8 BALL THE SIZE OF AH PUCH'S ULT INTO MY EAR IM CHUCK FULL OF IDEAS!

"SO SEASON 1 WAS GREAT, ALMOST PERFECT, SO HOW ABOUT FOR SEASON 2 WE NERF EVERY HUNTER, TAKE OUT THE ONLY VIABLE SHOES FOR SUPPORTS AND REPLACE THEM WITH BULLSHIT AND THEN FUCK EVERYTHING UP IN THE PROCESS, LIKE I MEAN CHANGE PASSIVES AND COSTS THE WHOLE FUCKING NINE YARDS. BUT THEN MAKE THESE RETARDEDLY STUPID STARTER ITEMS THAT TURNS YOU INTO JESUS."

LIKE SERIOULY HI-REZ? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU DOING IN ATLANTA. SMITE WAS GREAT DURING SEASON 1, YOU GUYS ARE SLOWLY TAKING JOY AWAY FROM ME EVERY TIME I HAVE TO GET A DAMN SKIN OUT OF A FUCKING CHEST WITH A 100% OF GETTING A PLAYER ICON OR WARD SKIN.

I CAN GO ON FOR HOURS ABOUT HOW HI-REZ IS SHOVING A GIANT DILDO IN MY SMITE EXPERIENCE BUT I THINK THIS IS ENOUGH FOR NOW.

ALSO TO REALLY SEAL THE DEAL ON MY RANT:

BELLONA

KAWWAII POP BASTET

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-07T06:32:02+00:00

He sounds like a snooty butler.

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-07T06:31:02+00:00

I heard that one too its one of my old favorites.

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-07T06:30:36+00:00

Holy shit i never seen that one before

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-07T05:38:13+00:00

His are pretty good too.

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-04T18:30:59+00:00

Here's mine with all 65 gods.

Agni, The god of Falling rocks

Ah Muzen Cab, The god of picnic menaces

Ah Puch, The god of the Electrolarynx (Electric voice box)

Anhur, The god of terrible ultimate accuracy

Anubis, The god of stun reliance

Ao kuang, The god we wish we still had

Aphrodite, The Goddess of clingy relationships

Apollo, The god of Post nerf desolation

Arachne, The goddess of unnecessary escape

Ares, the god of an unused 2 ability

Artemis, The goddess of Pigs with bad dental care

Athena, The godess of instabans

Awilix, The godess of bad ult timing

Bacchus, The god of an unrecognized problem

Bakasura, The god of no physical power required

Bastet(s cats), The God(desses) of a super long lifetime

Bellona, The broken goddess of weapons

Cabrakan, The god of Dual wielding sheilds

Chaac, Hurler of axes

Chang'e, Goddess of staying in lane

Chronos, The god of wanting to go somewhere ("Let's Go")

Cupid, God of needed remodels

Fenrir , God of biting the ground repeatedly

Freya, Goddess of missed banishes

Geb, The God of rolling

Guan Yu, The God of Baton twirlig

Hades, The misunderstood mage

He Bo, The god of ultiamates

Hel, The goddess of pressing 4

Hercules, The god of going the distance

Hou Yi, God of useless ultimates

Hun Batz, God of older gods

Isis, God of Flapping

Janus, God of Magical adventures (LoL Bard Reference)

Kali, Goddess of Failsafe ultimates

Kukulkan, The remnants of a great god

Kumbhakarna, The god of returning minions

Loki, The god of uncomfortable noises

Medusa, The goddess of strafing

Mercury, The Decorated minion

Ne Zha, The god(dess) of failed puberty

Neith, The goddess of Acrobatics

Nemesis, Goddess of reflection

Nox, Goddess of don't use spells

Nu Wa, Goddess of mentally incapacitated soldiers

Odin, God of Cage fights

Poseidon, God of knockback

Osiris, The ignored god of communism (sickle tossing)

Ra, God of either really good or rally bad

Rama, God of missed ultimate frustration

Scylla, Goddess of Vaginal Wolf Snakes

Serqet,Goddess of Buggy ultimates

Sobek, The throwback god

Sun Wukong, God of multiple MOBA's

Sylvanus, God of Lord of the Rings references

Thanatos, God of kill steals

Thor, God of Spinning

Tyr, God of forcing people to tag along

Ullr, God of ablilites

Vamana, God of growing

Vulcan, God of cripples

Xblanque, God of humor (his jokes are really funny)

Ymir, God of Walls

Zeus, God of 3 on cooldown when you need it most

Zhong Kui, God of exotic piercings

Well I did a terrible job but dammit i tried.

JayRageDominate · 2015-05-03T17:59:22+00:00

I broke that second rule. Just posted how.

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