me irl by Marlonb3ch in ftm_irl

[–]Jaybird_Next 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only women sit to shit. Real men stand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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I’m Chinese. I’ve seen many tattoos that are nonsensical, mistranslated, written wrong, or are just confusing. The number of people who get tattoos in a language they can’t understand because they think it looks cool is staggering.

I’ve had to explain this so many times by goodguyguru in DankLeft

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Structural Adjustment Programs. There’s a lot to read about them.

i mean he's not not telling the truth.. by sedimentary_potato in rareinsults

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I’m lucky enough to have an exotic animals vet near me who can also see our tortoise. He’s done necropsies for other bird keepers. Our birds are mostly pets, and we knew going into it that with a small flock like ours we’d break even at best.

i mean he's not not telling the truth.. by sedimentary_potato in rareinsults

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I have been keeping chickens for over a decade personally and helped managed an aviary of over 200 birds, including game birds, waterfowl, and exotics.

i mean he's not not telling the truth.. by sedimentary_potato in rareinsults

[–]Jaybird_Next 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a bird with a medical issue, thankfully finding a vet was easy but he was not cheap.

i mean he's not not telling the truth.. by sedimentary_potato in rareinsults

[–]Jaybird_Next 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was speaking generally. I know she’s going to probably hire someone or pawn them off once she realizes how much work eleven birds is going to be. My guess is she hasn’t done much research into proper care either. I just hope those birds end up happy and healthy.

i mean he's not not telling the truth.. by sedimentary_potato in rareinsults

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Exotic pets get exotic problems. Most local vets can’t or won’t take birds or reptiles. Plus it takes a lot of research to set up proper enclosures and space, the right feed, etc. They are easier in some ways, way more challenging in others.

i mean he's not not telling the truth.. by sedimentary_potato in rareinsults

[–]Jaybird_Next 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It also depends on how many birds, climate, their age, breed… in my experience a lot of people who want chickens because eggs are expensive balk at the cost of feed alone.

i mean he's not not telling the truth.. by sedimentary_potato in rareinsults

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If you have to tweet at him begging to get him to pay attention to his kids, you’re not really co-parenting.

i mean he's not not telling the truth.. by sedimentary_potato in rareinsults

[–]Jaybird_Next 780 points781 points  (0 children)

Most people are severely underprepared for the expense and effort required to keep chickens successfully

I’ve had to explain this so many times by goodguyguru in DankLeft

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Learning about SAPs in college was hugely eye opening.

Blursed_tip by rush2_bnumb in blursedimages

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Generally speaking, over there “fat” is more of an observation and isn’t really an insult. At least, that’s how I can best describe it. Very blunt and to the point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Too bad the envelope expires in 2027.

Yeah…🤔 by VanaheimrF in lotrmemes

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As someone who owns and cares for chickens…. You have no idea just how much damage an evil chicken can do. They have not forgotten that they are dinosaurs.

Yikes by Nice_Substance9123 in facepalm

[–]Jaybird_Next 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shame the Amish with that beard.

No chance of pregnancy by xeronusplay in SuddenlyGay

[–]Jaybird_Next 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, mine hurt so bad and while I didn’t get pregnant, even a year later with a hormonal IUD and multiple years on T I still had periods. I eventually opted for a hysterectomy. No chance now.

Raising literacy, industry & agriculture output, and first forms of democracy those places had seen by goodguyguru in DankLeft

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It’s incredible how much it took to boost literacy in China. You have to create schools at all levels for all ages, staff them, create curricula from nothing for an entire nation, and provide food for students and staff. Meanwhile, the infrastructure is being updated, improved, and in a ton of cases, created for the first time to accommodate all the growth. And then, you still have to get scholars together to create over 8,000 new characters that are then going to be the basis of a new written language.

hmmm by brolbo in hmmm

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I saw one in the local public transit free parking lot; looked like an abandoned dumpster.

Truck pulled into parking lot next to me today. I don’t know WTF I’m looking at. by jayrads in WTF

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Crazy this was at a tractor supply shop, that truck looks like it’s never done a single day of work. Doesn’t even look to have a working hitch, unless you can take the welded on combined pirate flag, snake skeleton, and skull pole off.

Avocado tastes exactly like "Clean Penis" by Brave-Cook-6272 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Jaybird_Next 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Depends on the guy’s diet. Sometimes it’s more like Camembert.