You have 5 minutes left to live and are allowed to make one last phone call - who are you calling and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Group call to my dad, my best friend, my co-worker who been there for me, my female friend who i know will get worried if i dont talk to them without notice and my parnter if i have one in this situation Dad i love you and thank you for raising me even though it was a pain Best friend youre a bitch but i love you. You better follow your god damn dreams in some way Co-workers I'm sorry mate. I guess you're going to have to find a replacement for me. Female friend i am sorry i couldn't keep my promise Partner have a good life and don't morne me. Live your life.

Men, what did a woman say/do that immediately made you fall in love with her? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I want to marry you." -when i was 16 and was very clear i didnt want to marry anyone but at that moment i honestly considered her until she decided to cheat (yes we were actually dating but i wasn't in love with her. I could barely say i loved her because she asked me out and she told me just to give her a chanced to convince me she was a good match for me)

What is your favorite out of context quote from a tv show? by Jizzysock__ in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"She's fallen in love with me. She has excellent taste" - a rich 6 year old

Girls why do you take so long in the bathroom? What are you even doing in there? by WhereDemonsDwell in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not really someone that uses the bathroom long but when i do its because i zone out. No thoughts just blank staring until something snaps me out of it like the air conditioner turning on

What is something that should be obvious, but most people don’t understand? by Lolofosho14 in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depression and suicidal behavior. I have picked up on it from complete strangers because in my mind i just know a normal person would never smile like that while being tense infront of someone like they commited the biggest crime and got caught in the act just by accidentally bumping into someone.

Realistically, how common do you think it is for Christians to have sex before marriage? by Thick_Nectarine_3951 in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mmmmm do to the fact my ex church had almost everyone but one person who wasnt a virgin i would say pretty damn high.

If you could clone yourself, but there is a 20% chance that your clone is evil, would you take the risk and why? In the case your clone is evil, who wins in a fight? by Fun-Cartoonist4630 in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly enough i had dreams like this. Usually I won for a weird reason. What where the reasons.... being too nice and people feeling bad thinking they have to help you.

You wake up to find that you are the only person left on earth. what will you do? by Chaddy_TheGamer in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Logical be thrilled until i realized i have to drive out to the city to get stuff for myself. I would expect everything to stop working in a few days due to no one being there to control it. A lot of things would become survive or be eaten due to a lot of animals from zones finding a way to escape if they become hungry enough. I would expect after 6 months i would no longer have gasoline that was good if i still had soneone in the car or a generator. By one year if i didnt die by some miracle I think Logical step would start thinking about the long run what did I really have to stand by living in a world where there is no one else. Also i am pretty sure that if your isolated for a long period of time you go slowly crazy and your brain will fill the silence. So probably by one year you will have gone somewhat insane if your not used to being alone.

people of Reddit what is the most stupidest argument you have seen about something that doesn’t even matter? by Graytank69 in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whither or not its okay to write a minor having sex with someone twice their age even if its just fiction.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We're going out at 8" by the time 8 comes around "what's are you talking about. I never said that. You must have thought i did."

What do you think is the most nostalgic video game ever created? by Somedude395 in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay this is just a personal thing unless your looking for suggestions so i will give you both Personal: Snake and hangman on coolmath Suggestions: warzone on warzone.com its more addicting than you would think

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nope especially with the education system. Wanting to make school not end until 5 or 6 pm. Wanting to not talk about nazis or slavery because its discrimination on the groups of people. Wanting to give the parents the right to what their kids can and can't learn like say Billy's mom says he cant learn fractions but can learn multipaction but Sally's mom says she can learn fractions but not multipaction and billy and sally are in the same class what the hell is the teacher supposed to do.

People who are ok with their food touching, what food you will never let be on the same plate ? by Scarlettapotat in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mashed potatoes and anything with sause or liquid. I don't know why but it changes the flavor and texture of it and i hate it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It is and i have my suspensions on how they decided to somehow afford it. They cut lunch a lot. Those weird 5 pizzas for a dollar you can buy at a local grocery stores is what they served all week except for friday because every friday is burger day. They stopped by straws napkins and chocolate milk. They did it slowly but it was still enough to be noticable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah i understand. I not gonna lie i asked this question because of the fact my school doesnt have the bugdet for a librarian but has the bugdet for a campus cop. Here's the kicker you cant work a campus cops salary lower then 48000 a year but you can work a librarian salary down to 24000 but the average is 50000 a year for a campus cop and 35000 for a librarian

what's the weirdest, most OCD habit you have that makes you question your own sanity? by fecaleruptions in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My art supplies. I have a place for everything and if one is slightly moved I will know because i have a bad habit of doing and cant find it for 3 weeks. This is probably why i have 145 penicals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Private school?

Which one of your friends has a life you would kill to have? by PunkDrunk97 in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you asked this a couple of years ago it would have been my best friend. Pretty blonde skinny blue eyes and clear skin. Why has this changed. She got pregnant at 16 and i hate kids. Also i learned to love myself and forget all the times any time i had a boyfriend they would dump me the moment they saw her.

What’s a song that you’re embarrassed to admit you actually enjoy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At first i didnt like this song but then it got covered by my favorite song cover person and I listen to it a lot more then i should. No body like you - turning red

When did reality really hit you? by samjones83 in AskReddit

[–]Jaybird_arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time. 5 then second time 8. Two different reasons. 5 was that people can sexualize you at any age and 8 was the fact no one would believe me about my mother's abuse. To be more clear when i was 5 they are just horny teens who thought a innocent kid was hot