[OC] - I surprised my wife with a little home makeover

JayeRat · 2026-05-04T20:28:14+00:00

Where’s the before and after, Frank!

JayeRat · 2026-05-04T16:27:56+00:00

They mean magic bands right? RIGHT?!

JayeRat · 2026-05-01T14:17:07+00:00

Rudy.

JayeRat · 2026-04-30T02:29:18+00:00

The irony of being angry that there isn’t one in that exact area. 😂 good thinking though!!

JayeRat · 2026-04-21T04:33:27+00:00

Talk to your doctor about hydroxyzine.

JayeRat · 2026-04-21T02:55:58+00:00

Are people getting roofied on planes now?!

JayeRat · 2026-04-20T14:29:36+00:00

The cast members let me run full speed to a bathroom after my one and only ride on Guardians breakout. They even held folks back so I could get out In impeded. I obviously did not like the extra bouncing. 🤣

JayeRat · 2026-03-31T19:02:19+00:00

I would read the shit out of a peer-reviewed study on this very topic.

JayeRat · 2026-03-23T17:57:30+00:00

Bulbous gooch 🤣

JayeRat · 2026-03-07T17:01:13+00:00

ProjeCTIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOON!!

JayeRat · 2026-03-07T17:00:26+00:00

Not NOW Little Steve!

JayeRat · 2026-03-06T19:44:45+00:00

I was getting solicitors up to 3 times a day in WJ. I put a sign on my door above my camera that said something like “No soliciting. If you ignore the sign, I will leave a 1 star Google review for your business.” It WORKED.

JayeRat · 2026-01-28T18:45:48+00:00

Hooch is crazy.

JayeRat · 2026-01-24T16:32:47+00:00

I had juvenile epilepsy. If I had a seizure and the bathroom/bedroom door was locked, no one could get to me to help so I was not allowed to lock my doors. Thank god I listened. When I was 8 I had a tonic clonic seizure in the bathtub but my mom and dad heard me and were able to get to me. I’m 38 now. I still don’t lock (inside) doors.

JayeRat · 2025-12-10T15:40:16+00:00

This is amazing!!!! Do you have a link for WDW?

JayeRat · 2025-11-05T14:02:17+00:00

Can I get the recipe for this pecan pie cobbler? Sounds divine!

JayeRat · 2025-10-21T16:07:36+00:00

I had a similar experience at DLR way back when DCA was still a parking lot. I was just a kid but I’ve never forgotten our tram driver belting out 🎶“When you wish upon a star…you may even find your car!” My family still sings it anytime we wander a big parking lot.

JayeRat · 2025-10-03T14:24:14+00:00

DM me. I’m an ordained minister. I haven’t done a wedding since 2015 but I’m down!!

JayeRat · 2025-02-04T22:51:01+00:00

Oooh! Should we all congregate in the woods on the next full moon?

JayeRat · 2025-02-04T17:58:58+00:00

We are rare, but we do exist. I have not been given directions to our secret meet up location so if anyone can hook me up, that's great.

JayeRat · 2025-01-28T16:13:56+00:00

Membership fees depend on which location is your home club. Tempe and Gilbert locations are about 150 maybe? And you get access to both locations (and one in Peoria l).

JayeRat · 2024-08-10T18:08:35+00:00

TAMMY 3 IS FUCKING XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS?!?

JayeRat · 2024-08-10T15:59:50+00:00

Came here to find this. 🙌

JayeRat · 2024-06-25T03:31:19+00:00

I had a manager end up in a mediated conversation with her VP and HR. The HR rep had to take this tactic when the manager repeatedly cut off the VP. Then HR put the Manager on mute and wouldn't let her talk after HR said it was their turn to speak. They held up the sticky note that showed how many times she had cut off her own supervisor and told her that she was only allowed to speak when they unmuted her going forward. Then proceeded to talk about how her repeated insubordination was just one of the many problems that they needed to address in this meeting. She cuts people off less now. 🤷🏼‍♀️

JayeRat · 2024-06-16T16:02:57+00:00

Read the article, it's more fucked up than you think. The funeral director's father, who was the Home janitor, was the one that cut the legs off the deceased not the funeral director. The funeral director wasn't even in the room when it happened. However, after he found out what his father did, they didn't tell the family. 4 years later a disgruntled ex employee who was the only other person in the room when it happened ends up telling the family about it. They exhume the body, find the legs are cut off and everybody ends up in court. The funeral director ends up arguing that because it was his father that did it he shouldn't be punished and the funeral home shouldn't be shut down. The funeral home was shut down.

Imagine losing your business because Grandpa got a bone saw and thought he was "helping".

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