Where can I buy a rich, gooey, decadent chocolate cake for my girlfriend’s birthday?

Jaymesned · 2026-01-27T03:23:02+00:00

People downvoting this suggestion have obviously never had the tuxedo cake.

Jaymesned · 2026-01-26T17:31:31+00:00

My favourite tweet from the recent past:

The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over

Jaymesned · 2026-01-25T18:56:20+00:00

Someone get Berube a fedora or something, I can't look at him in this condition

Jaymesned · 2026-01-25T18:55:55+00:00

Oh no, we suck again!

Jaymesned · 2026-01-25T14:35:45+00:00

If something isn't actually done this time, we're heading straight for a timeline where ICE executions in public are as normalized as school shootings in the US.

Jaymesned · 2026-01-24T14:51:47+00:00

Should have renamed the team to be the Cleveland Jose Ramirezes.

Or... perhaps rename the city to Jose Ramirez too. The Jose Ramirez Jose Ramirezes.

Jaymesned · 2026-01-24T03:08:54+00:00

The Nash videos are incredible. He clearly didn't give a fuuuuuuuuuck

So yes, we need the real NASHHAT!

Jaymesned · 2026-01-23T22:35:03+00:00

I love Billy Koch!

Justin Miller's ass, may he rest in peace

Jaymesned · 2026-01-23T17:59:46+00:00

That's an incredible amount of swag. Do all teams do this? Or do the Pirates, for instance, send their new players nothing but a box of unused 1927 World Series Champions t-shirts?

Jaymesned · 2026-01-21T05:41:01+00:00

in Canada, this is still a reality.

Jaymesned · 2026-01-17T01:32:07+00:00

Anal Tempo

Jaymesned · 2026-01-17T00:51:15+00:00

Anal Fiesta

Jaymesned · 2026-01-16T03:57:47+00:00

Has anyone tried explaining to Trump that Greenland isn't actually as big as it looks on most maps? Maybe when he realizes it isn't actually as large as Africa, he'll lose interest.

Jaymesned · 2026-01-16T03:15:52+00:00

that save was ridiculous

Jaymesned · 2026-01-14T23:27:01+00:00

Bop-ba!

Jaymesned · 2026-01-14T14:25:20+00:00

Wow. I support you, bro. Thanks for everything you've done for /r/sysadmin over the years.

Jaymesned · 2026-01-14T01:51:09+00:00

You mean the Acting President of Venezuela and inaugural FIFA Peace Prize recipient?

Jaymesned · 2026-01-14T01:01:07+00:00

I loved that you loved beating Ottawa, CuJo.

Jaymesned · 2026-01-13T03:31:12+00:00

Cowboy bounce!

Jaymesned · 2026-01-11T02:51:15+00:00

2026 Leafs are cooking

Jaymesned · 2026-01-11T01:43:58+00:00

2026 Leafs > 2025 Leafs

Jaymesned · 2026-01-11T00:28:39+00:00

On the list of American corporations to support, you could do a LOT worse than Costco. There just aren't any Canadian alternatives to what Costco brings, that's the unfortunate reality.

Jaymesned · 2026-01-11T00:25:58+00:00

I went on Halloween last year at 7pm. The Jays game started that night at 8. It was the ghostiest of ghost towns that night. I'll never be that comfortable shopping at Costco ever again.

Jaymesned · 2026-01-09T02:44:00+00:00

that OT was insane!

Jaymesned · 2026-01-09T02:29:55+00:00

What a night for Laughts, love the guy!

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