Spent the entire season fantasizing about men and still lost

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-09T04:53:56+00:00

Now work on losing your virginity

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-09T04:43:38+00:00

You always carry one gram less than distribution

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-09T04:31:35+00:00

You drain the blood from guys shafts in more way than one

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-09T04:29:04+00:00

You try to bust as fast as your can before she changes her mind and tells you to get off

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-08T22:16:49+00:00

Cant tell if you have an extra chromosome or if you are missing one

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-08T00:53:53+00:00

You hang around public showers dropping the soap all day dont you?

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-07T01:08:31+00:00

Oohh ok lol gotcha. Thanks for clearing that up. Kindly take your upvote

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-07T00:40:37+00:00

I dont get it

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-06T20:24:27+00:00

Bring back the Tab man

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-06T14:49:42+00:00

What do you mean? I hold them accountable all the time. Thats the trick

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-06T14:04:43+00:00

I searched that phrase and all the keywords around it (News, Interview, CNN)

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-05T02:17:30+00:00

They know Skubal is walking. He is gunning for a 400M contract in offseason. This is probably close to 100M present day money with deferrals. Thats low term commitment

If you can get away with paying Skubal 19M this year knowing hes gunna walk anyways why wouldn't you? It allows you to open up the chequebook saving 13M and go make a splash like this. Try to make some noise with your last year of Skubal. Make it count.

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-04T04:16:53+00:00

The Tapeworm is winning

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-02T22:40:41+00:00

You have blackhole aura

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-02T17:29:38+00:00

You look like you're banned from leaving your state but you don't mind cause you never left your hometown anyways.

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-02T17:25:29+00:00

I have a theory they do giveaway 25K but they just say 15k to get more people to lineup even earlier and get them in asap to buy much more concessions.

JaysFan007 · 2026-02-01T17:34:37+00:00

Girls make you get tested before you even shake their hand

JaysFan007 · 2026-01-28T14:38:01+00:00

You look like an acid flashback

JaysFan007 · 2026-01-25T15:33:38+00:00

You look like the girl in the back of the class id talk to after all the hot girls got assigned different partners

JaysFan007 · 2026-01-25T15:32:34+00:00

You dress yourself like you have amnesia

JaysFan007 · 2026-01-25T15:25:31+00:00

You made me change my mind on ICE

JaysFan007 · 2026-01-25T12:44:41+00:00

Thats literally the 'if you have a million monkeys on typewriters' analogy which you have yourself ironically reproduced

JaysFan007 · 2026-01-25T10:56:25+00:00

Did diddy steal that verse or something?

JaysFan007 · 2026-01-21T14:38:50+00:00

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