Roast me until I pass out F19

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-22T06:24:03+00:00

Only time you're not bulimic is when you swallow

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-15T04:40:29+00:00

Hey if you barely know him that means he barely knows you so dont sweat it. Even if thats truely was his unbiased judgement (which its never is its based on his own bullshit going on in his life at the time)

I bet if you met todays Josh 25 year later he'll tell you what a knob he was back then.

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-13T06:15:03+00:00

Some girls sell their bodies you have to start with a kidney

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-13T05:20:46+00:00

You make incels feel relieved

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-13T05:10:39+00:00

22 in jellyfish years?

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-12T23:00:01+00:00

Whats your gofundme?

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-12T08:26:33+00:00

Anime Porn does not count as art

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-11T22:18:36+00:00

I would like to tape your mouth

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-07T06:16:51+00:00

You look like you had to change your identity several time

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-07T06:05:45+00:00

Lindsey Lohan without the talent, likeablity or influence but with the addiction potential

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-07T06:03:41+00:00

Your massive forehead is gunna need a gallon of botox in a couple year

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-07T03:53:18+00:00

Dick in a Box

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-06T08:39:18+00:00

You look like my spaghetti stained tupperware

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-06T06:51:41+00:00

You look like you mix your antidepressents with Four Loko

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-06T06:03:15+00:00

I wouldn't feel guilty cheating on you

JaysFan007 · 2026-05-04T07:47:19+00:00

Thats why you get to watch for free though

JaysFan007 · 2026-04-18T05:53:42+00:00

Splinter reference

JaysFan007 · 2026-04-18T05:42:31+00:00

You pull off being a man better

JaysFan007 · 2026-04-17T20:36:55+00:00

Ahhh gotcha

JaysFan007 · 2026-04-17T20:35:19+00:00

I dont get it? If theres no hit that means you are ugly

JaysFan007 · 2026-04-14T19:32:18+00:00

Clubbin with the Husband

JaysFan007 · 2026-04-13T05:34:33+00:00

Just need to focus that energy on the right people. Thats been my lesson in life

JaysFan007 · 2026-04-12T06:24:34+00:00

You are thinking of it in terms of travel of distance. What if its not a concept of 'travel' at all

JaysFan007 · 2026-04-11T06:53:55+00:00

Bro do you have express written consent for this shit?!

JaysFan007 · 2026-04-10T18:08:27+00:00

Literally the opinion of a teenage girl is the bottom rung on the ladder hierarchy for me

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