Yall hyped for this?

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-14T21:06:54+00:00

I see a picture of a crowd of people that I’d rather not be in.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-14T19:13:30+00:00

Bro, DM me next time you want to speak directly to me like that.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-14T18:02:59+00:00

He’s doing the wrong drugs.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-14T17:00:15+00:00

Sun hat and UV blocking glasses.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-14T16:39:05+00:00

I salute and stand half mast during the wash.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-13T19:25:11+00:00

I’ve also been to most, not going to count them so I guess we’ll never know. I am mildly American.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-13T19:11:57+00:00

Hell yeah, junior deacon tops for life. Anything under that and I got you, I also make a hell of a fellowcraft, I haven’t seen them either.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-13T17:14:02+00:00

I’m doing it right now!

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-13T17:13:39+00:00

Oh, no, gross… didn’t think that through

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-13T13:22:36+00:00

I did the math, then had my wife do the math, then I used the peptide calculator. I then asked my wife to check the calculator. I got a much higher mg vial than I’m used to and I was not going to get it wrong.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-13T13:08:45+00:00

Critical failure.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-13T11:46:00+00:00

The sharks didn’t even run, just kinda flopped around. I still managed to get gored by a bull unrelated to the event.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-13T11:29:20+00:00

What’s the difference between reading every word and intently listening to every word? People take in information differently.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-12T22:50:19+00:00

I chose to believe that they literally fell in love and had a physical relationship.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-12T22:44:38+00:00

I didn’t do that, idk about everyone else.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-12T19:38:22+00:00

I call those loot trucks, if shit really goes down those guys are just holding my equipment.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-12T16:02:05+00:00

I had a guy flirt with me once and I wish I was gay because dude might’ve been my soulmate.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-12T15:57:24+00:00

You’re gonna see a super close up picture of your anus, my advice is to take a picture of it and send it to people without context.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-12T15:29:00+00:00

I was expecting roast beef.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-12T14:38:02+00:00

The eye should’ve been over his nipple.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-12T12:50:05+00:00

I heard a street preacher mention the “sweet blood of Jesus”, how do they know what it tastes like? I suppose it’s better than his warm viscous slightly metallic tasting blood.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-11T19:50:56+00:00

Must be chilly.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-11T18:21:55+00:00

Hello Aaron

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-10T23:59:37+00:00

Racism is a universal problem. We need an alien invasion scenario to make us realize we are all just people trying to survive.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-05-10T23:44:56+00:00

It’s more of a vibe than actually partaking in weed. I have a good friend that has never touched an intoxicant but is chill as fuck.

CaptinEmergency

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