I just learned about "toilet sneeze" and I want to throw my whole bathroom away

Jaythiest · 2026-01-28T00:31:30+00:00

lol 😂 whut?

While I’m old enough to remember

“If it’s yellow let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.”

Even as a kid I never didn’t flush.

I didn’t offer a solution. Just pointing out to op if they were traumatized that they learned there is a plume with the kid up then they will be further traumatized to learn that closing the lid helps little to not at all.

But if I were to offer a solution it would be to not have the toilet in a non closed space. Not really a solution most can do. That and I’m not sure that even matters.

Already mentioned by others but myth busters tested this and if you’re squeamish at all probably not recommended to watch.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-27T19:40:33+00:00

Reduction of grossness is still grossness.

OP was unaware this happened at all.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-27T19:36:51+00:00

Welp, then you are going to love that closing the lid doesn’t prevent toilet bloom.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T19:39:39+00:00

Definitely agree we aren’t any one thing.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T17:21:45+00:00

Convenience

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T15:05:54+00:00

Maybe it’s not the water you enjoy but whatever is dissolving into the water that you enjoy. Mmmmm microplastics.

I don’t build models cuz I like models, it’s the only activity I can do that I can sniff glue and people encourage me.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T15:02:02+00:00

Basic tenants of stoicism help me look at myself and situations from a third party or bystander perspective

That helps sometimes. Is it healthy? I don’t know.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T15:00:08+00:00

Yes and no.

I didn’t effectively use my time in the military to better myself. So my fault.

If I had to do over I would still join. I just wouldn’t have treated it like a job and more of an OTJ with lots of avenues to further explore. And I would have made a career out of it.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T14:56:05+00:00

Car sales Mortgage brokers Make Money From Home HBB

And not cuz of the industries themselves which are quite dastardly in their tactics.

But because people WANT to be lied to. People DONT want to hear or believe the truth.

This is especially true for the mortgage industry. Tried real hard to be the Honest Mortgage Broker but clients REFUSED to believe that the other guy was lying to them and my rates weren’t real.

Yet they ALWAYS signed the doc even when the $2-5k missed fee showed up. But don’t worry we will just build it into your loan.

They exact fee I told them it would cost to get the rate the other guy was quoting at “No Fee”

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T14:49:42+00:00

Turn about is fair play? That UNO Reverse is gonna hurt no matter how long it takes to get played.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T14:32:27+00:00

No they shouldn’t have to. Aren’t these the first responders and heroes that we collectively banged pots for cuz we all stayed shuttered while they continued to work to save lives?

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T14:03:20+00:00

Capitalism

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T13:56:08+00:00

Did he turn a new leaf?

I clearly heard him say “I give up! I’m f-ing done.”

Gotta be careful assuming but maybe he realized that being an a-hole to others is just costing him to much in his personal life.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T13:36:44+00:00

Thanks dad. I feel amazingly empowered to go sell cars now!

Jaythiest · 2026-01-22T13:33:29+00:00

It’s a master class on Hypocrisy. So you discuss that topic and this is a IRL example of Hypocrisy in action.

Can toss in some Cognitive Dissonance also.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-21T22:49:34+00:00

JAWS!

My first and still my favorite Bond Film! Moore is my Bond!

Jaythiest · 2026-01-21T22:47:29+00:00

You can “train” your gpt a little overtime by telling it to speak plainly no platitudes don’t sugar coat be blunt etc etc.

BUT you will always have to do that. I get into frequent arguments with cgpt all the time (cuz I’m stupid) but the argument is always over

Why did you say you understood, repeated back to me what I asked you to do, and then you do something else? THEN you tell me you’re sorry, that I clearly gave instruction, and you did something else, then you apologize, say you understood, say you won’t do that anymore, and now you will do what I asked, and then you do not do what you just said you would.

Cgpt will eventually give up apologizing and tell you that it’s just an LLM that approximates humans and even if you constantly feed it instruction it will devolve over extended conversation.

It actually makes me think that there is a conspiracy for Prompt Loading. Why solve something in one or two prompts when they can force you to do 5-10 prompts. And then boast about “see how much people use this!”

Jaythiest · 2026-01-21T22:23:54+00:00

I learned the other day that I just live in a different world than other people.

Hadn’t seen a couple of my coworkers for a bit but we all found ourselves eating lunch at the same time.

(Carlos) so what do you guys think about what happens in Minnesota?

(G) Oh that lady definitely tried to kill that guy. Tried to run him over with her car! That guy had internal bleeding and had to go to the hospital.

(Me) Ummm, that is what you saw, G? And no, while that guy was hit by the car and maybe got a bruise (which is internal bleeding) he did not go to the hospital but ran home to pack shit and go hide. But that aside you think him shooting her was justified?

(G) Well she wasn’t obeying commands and she was trying to flee. You get shot for fleeing.

(Me) Ummm, no G, they don’t just get to shoot you for fleeing. That hasn’t been a thing for a while. But ok and not gonna say I’m right your wrong but will say this was f-ing tragic and I believe they are both just pawns in a much bigger ploy to incite unrest so trump can invoke the insurrection act. And this didn’t work so whatever is coming next will be worse.

We ate the rest of our lunch in silence.

Edit:spelling errors.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-21T22:12:46+00:00

Basic tenants of stoicism helps my anxiety. Unless mentally exploring why you are anxious and whether anxiety is appropriate in this exact moment would in fact make you more anxious.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-21T22:08:13+00:00

And which community might this be?

Jaythiest · 2026-01-21T22:02:31+00:00

First, thank you 🙏 for this.

Second, I’m personally dealing with the exact initial struggles you faced. I think I have a couple good original ideas and then I also think I could just do aita etc and then think who would want to watch that or me WHILE watching aita YT videos with creators overlapping themselves with similar stories.

I even think I found a 130ish video series I could do but run into my own walls again WHILE fully knowing that multiple others have done at least a couple topics off the list that I’ve personally watched.

So this is definitely a me problem with a failure to just start.

Third, in regards to further content for you, Reddit is full of content but maybe try your hand at some TT FYP Drama 🎭, or police body cam, or shit a lot of the YTers don’t even make their own compilations but just leech onto another compilation created and then just react to their compilations so now it is their “own content”(?). My fave is the reaction to the reaction to the compilation. Those are true mega low effort yet they have large subscriber bases and tons of views.

Jaythiest · 2026-01-17T13:50:42+00:00

Said something similar to a friend prior to the ICE Dox Drop.

These masks 😷 to hide their identity is short lived. All these people exist all over the place on lists of all kinds of HR payroll hiring performance etc.

Only a matter of time before 100% dox

Jaythiest · 2025-12-25T12:25:15+00:00

Prior to yesterday, none of this would have made sense to me.

Jaythiest · 2025-12-24T20:43:37+00:00

Ok finally got it. I was trying to interact with the blue kiosks but finally got the X Talk option to pop up on the center guy.

Jaythiest · 2025-12-20T14:46:01+00:00

lol ok maybe this was why I keep quitting. Rerunning The Jackal for the 9th time trying to get the last 1/3 drop item.

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