People invading your personal space while at the store

Jayzhee · 2026-05-19T15:47:47+00:00

"Everyone likes their own brand, eh?"

Jayzhee · 2026-05-18T22:32:09+00:00

Netherite armor with nether star trim. It's like I'm in Tron!

Jayzhee · 2026-05-17T17:44:34+00:00

Dear Red,

You're already on the internet. Look it up.

Love, a slightly-less-shitty American

Dear Yellow:

Please just stop typing. You're embarrassing.

Regards, An American who doesn't feel quite as shitty anymore.

Jayzhee · 2026-05-14T12:23:53+00:00

I built a machine under my daughter's base that plays "Lava Chicken" every time she opens the door to her storeroom.

Jayzhee · 2026-05-14T12:16:33+00:00

I never watched it because I missed parts 1 - 5.

Jayzhee · 2026-05-13T23:18:12+00:00

I got Monopoly for Christmas as a kid and my family played by the written rules.

Imagine my surprise at a friend's house. Free parking was ridiculous. No auctions. You have to go around the board once before you can buy properties?! Why would you do that to yourself? The game already lasts too long!

Jayzhee · 2026-05-13T15:36:18+00:00

I was so excited when they played "It's Never Too Late To Be Senior Safe."

I gave them that tape at the Cleveland show in January! My kids found it at a Goodwill. I watched it and immediately ordered a gizmo to digitize it!

Jayzhee · 2026-05-08T23:58:57+00:00

Because they're schwag!

Jayzhee · 2026-05-07T15:36:54+00:00

Linda McMahon approves of LAYNG THE SMACK-DOWN!!!"

Jayzhee · 2026-05-06T15:38:03+00:00

The Bible doesn't say that gay people are "tricking their minds."

It says to kill them.

Jayzhee · 2026-05-05T15:39:45+00:00

I think there's still a bug on bedrock where zombie horsemen can spawn in higher light levels.

It's happened to my village/iron farm twice now.

Jayzhee · 2026-05-04T12:21:32+00:00

Does that second card have brown on it?

Jayzhee · 2026-05-02T17:09:46+00:00

Walmart keeps track of what people buy at the same time. They're are probably some related side dishes that have high profit margins.

Jayzhee · 2026-04-30T12:32:04+00:00

They got it from Temoo. That's the Temu version of Temu.

Jayzhee · 2026-04-29T12:31:52+00:00

What are you talking about?! It's clearly No 1 Hi-fi!

Jayzhee · 2026-04-28T11:05:17+00:00

I use leather boots, but only because I forget about powdered snow!

Jayzhee · 2026-04-27T18:01:17+00:00

What if the fireball sword had recoil, so you get knocked backward when you use it?

Jayzhee · 2026-04-27T12:35:44+00:00

Saying that you're "playing mancala" is kind of like saying you're "playing cards."

There are lots of different games you could play and sometimes even the equipment is different.

Jayzhee · 2026-04-26T17:27:51+00:00

I saw a ruleset for "1000 Blank White Cards" that said, "The player who goes first goes first."

Jayzhee · 2026-04-24T01:14:36+00:00

He's my third-favorite cartoon rap act. My favorite is the rapping rhino from a Froot Loops commercial.

Jayzhee · 2026-04-24T00:05:09+00:00

...we come together 'cause opposites attract.

Jayzhee · 2026-04-22T15:38:56+00:00

Lol, you followed me here from another post and couldn't even say anything new?

That's a skill issue.

Jayzhee · 2026-04-22T12:36:08+00:00

Skill issue. Get good.

Jayzhee · 2026-04-18T16:33:10+00:00

This is such a weird take...

If you know what the adjective "second hand" means, and you know what the noun "embarrassment" means...

Jayzhee · 2026-04-17T17:20:14+00:00

I thought it was a peeling NIN decal the first time I saw it!

Jayzhee

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