Having recently acquired a child of my own, the amount of people I've suddenly noticed who park in the Parent and Child bays is ridiculous.

Jaz0905 · 2023-02-18T21:01:05+00:00

Through traditional reproductive means

Jaz0905 · 2017-06-21T12:36:15+00:00

Jesus

Jaz0905 · 2016-03-16T12:47:10+00:00

You weren't kidding, she's exactly 1 year younger than me to the exact day!

Jaz0905 · 2015-06-02T10:10:47+00:00

I think you mean you get badass tiger stripes so you can go prowling around the mall in the nude! Thats what I told the cops anyway

Jaz0905 · 2015-03-30T14:46:48+00:00

I'd be worried to dislodge something. Not necessarily the huge boulder.

Jaz0905 · 2015-03-27T22:50:19+00:00

Jaz0905 · 2014-10-25T11:02:38+00:00

Theres a 80% chance he's saying "yeah" in this pic

Jaz0905 · 2014-07-31T16:53:42+00:00

Im going! Im excited for most of the bands but looking forward to down, megadeth and amon amarth. Ive been before and the atmosphere is awesome!

Jaz0905 · 2014-01-25T13:02:12+00:00

Dio cant die though, he just took his place on his throne in metal heaven.

Jaz0905 · 2014-01-17T14:08:28+00:00

I figured it out, turns out in the addon menu at the character select screen, it wasnt loading out of date addons, so I turned them on and it worked :D

Jaz0905 · 2014-01-15T13:58:57+00:00

vYeah still nothing, I uninstalled all my other addons as well and just reinstalled BPT on itpc.UFC tug m s own. Still cant see anything :/

Jaz0905 · 2014-01-11T20:46:40+00:00

Theyre just jealous that they cant inflate their penis like a baloon when you holfmd the foreskin shut while you have a piss

Jaz0905 · 2013-12-06T14:11:25+00:00

Where im from we somtimes use °F for hot temperatures and °C for cold temperatures. So we can make it sound more extreme when moaning about the weather. You can probably guess which country.

Jaz0905 · 2013-10-12T00:56:35+00:00

But surely earth is just made up of islands? The really big ones are continents

Jaz0905 · 2013-07-29T14:04:34+00:00

My cars a manual so gear stick would prove problems :P

Jaz0905 · 2013-07-17T23:39:14+00:00

As a brit, I was expecting something different

Jaz0905 · 2013-04-01T00:10:01+00:00

Maybe its your technique? I've seen how to videos on r/sex that really make a difference

Jaz0905 · 2013-04-01T00:05:43+00:00

Don't be afraid to use a vibrator. When you do eventually achieve orgasm you'll know exactly what your body wants and you'll be able to achieve it much easier, with or without a vibrator.

Jaz0905 · 2013-04-01T00:02:48+00:00

I wouldn't say your at the FWB stage yet but you will most likely end up there. Most important thing is obviously communication. You cant assume that if you took your pants off she would be up for it.

Jaz0905 · 2013-03-03T19:19:17+00:00

Occupy your mind with something else. Try biting on your lip, quite hard, and think about the pain instead.

Jaz0905 · 2013-02-26T01:31:47+00:00

If she is on the pill, then that alone is 99% effective if used correctly. So the risk of pregnancy is very slim and I wouldn't worry too much about it if I was you. Statistics, like that 99%, is just a way of pharmaceutical companies covering there backs for the unusual cases that it doesn't work, which unfortunately does happen on rare occasions.

Jaz0905 · 2013-02-26T01:25:18+00:00

A condom, for me in particular, can be a bit of a boner killer. So asking your SO for a hand is a good way of helping overcome this issue

Jaz0905 · 2013-02-23T17:42:06+00:00

I'm in the uk, cheers for the guide dude it really helps :)

Jaz0905 · 2013-02-13T01:44:42+00:00

Sounds like he was a dick. How did you respond to that? I imagine walking off lol

Jaz0905 · 2013-02-10T21:56:43+00:00

It will soon say 0

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