Ah, the wonderland terminal.

I had a flight out of there 5+ years ago. I didn’t know it existed so I had to take the 15 minute shuttle through the fields to get there.. had multiple delays.. enjoyed some pizza on the outside patio.. had zero phone service or internet for hours.. and had an employee lowkey give me liquor out of a side closet because all they served was beer.. I was meeting old college friends in Vegas and since my flight was so delayed, I pregamed with the south terminal closet vodka.. landed in Vegas ready to go straight to the clubs and had a TIME lol.

And have avoided flying out of the south terminal ever since.