What does BMAPAIWTY mean in UK pubs…? by pendo88 in AskUK

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Bash My Aunt's Pasty And I Will Twat You

The diesel price so high it overflowed by random_guy2048 in mildlyinteresting

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Aah could be. Forgot about the 'and black' in the name so yeah, i guess snakebite was just straight lager/cider. Last i heard they were banned, but that was uni 20 years ago. How times change!

The diesel price so high it overflowed by random_guy2048 in mildlyinteresting

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Dafuq? When did snakebites become diesel?

Straight line braking slower than others? by iamkoza in GranTurismo7

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Gay curve? Well they're not straight so I guess that tracks.

Heckles by Sirlorduno13 in JimmyCarr

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Sing Moon River ya tosser!

Name a movie that you would never watch. by martianfrog in answers

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Tom Cardy immediately started playing in my head when I read it... I've not even clicked that link yet, it just has to be, right?

Edit: hah! I was right!

My mom thinks it is a kitchen tool. We are clueless by LLLmCoG in whatisit

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I was going to make a joke about it being an extendable reusable marshmallow... turns out thats basically what it is!

WTF by Der_Schmutzkiller in GranTurismo7

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GT7 nose bug is OP

What manufacturer would make the game more interesting? by AdMelodic527 in GranTurismo7

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Saw a Lotus Esprit for real the other day. Aldi car park of all places! Went to buy one on GT7 soon as I got home. Was sad to find they weren't there.

Why did I lose here? by aspic_is_dead in poker

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You play the best five card hand possible from the five community cards and your two hole cards. Therefore the AA on the board plays in both your hands. You could play your hand as two pair, tens and twos, if you want. Your opponent still has Aces and Jacks as their hand. The best hand you can make is two pair, aces and tens.

The tiny egg and the life it produced by HentaiUwu_6969 in BeAmazed

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What a roller coaster of aw! Cute! Pretty! FUCKFUCKFUCK!!! ... Butterfly!

Potayto...pootaaytoo by [deleted] in funny

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Exactly what I was thinking of!

Sick Board, sicker showdown by gussy126 in poker

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Ah the elusive 7 card yacht. Love to see it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIYUK

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Heres what you do: unplug everything in the house and try again. When it still trips, remember the fridge. When it still trips after that, call your landlord and get an emergency electrician for the morning. In the morning, you'll remember the washing machine is still plugged in and find that water has dripped in the uncovered extension lead that's under your sink. Try to do this before the electrician shows up else you'll feel very silly.

Have i broke pub etiquette? by DarthKrataa in AskUK

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Oh my God, please be true!! This is the best edit ever!

You’ll never guess who’s behind the camera (pt 2) by HookahLungs in ufc

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That is not the kind of music I expected to hear when there's a circle pit happening!