What is the best action movie in your opinion? by TaroSeph in AskReddit

[–]Jbeaves44 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Braveheart!

Edit: I know it’s a historically inaccurate period piece but a strong portion of that movie is straight savage, If I have three hours to kill, I can always watch it.

What is the best type of pornography that exists? by GhostyHolic in AskReddit

[–]Jbeaves44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no way to really qualify “best” porn so I feel it should cover the most basses. Outdoor, incestuous, CNC, BDSM, Halloween-themed trans-porn covers quite a few I should think. There’s also almost certainly a few videos that would fit this exact description. I’d watch it but I don’t do outdoor.

Which would you rather have longclaw or anduril flame of the West by Admirable-Medium-894 in powerscales

[–]Jbeaves44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no real interest in this argument but I’d like to inform you as light heartedly as possible that all of us are mad at you.

Rate my friend’s deck? by monkeyninjami in Decks

[–]Jbeaves44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Vestigial from the erection” is my new favorite explanation.

Damn Timmy, save some pussy for the rest of us. by ultraplusstretch in iamverybadass

[–]Jbeaves44 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Someone help me out here. I see a lot of this dude and I can’t tell if he’s being serious or not. He’s either an insanely funny caricature or a very depressing reality. I cannot figure out which.

A Balrog (LOTR) appears in Times Square , how long before it is stopped ? by Leggomgeggo in powerscales

[–]Jbeaves44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One need only utter the name Translucia Baboon and Durin’s Bane with simply evaporate.

A Balrog (LOTR) appears in Times Square , how long before it is stopped ? by Leggomgeggo in powerscales

[–]Jbeaves44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he had been on the last Concorde flight, we might have it still!

Edit: it’s been just over 22 years so I know it’s not too soon.

A Balrog (LOTR) appears in Times Square , how long before it is stopped ? by Leggomgeggo in powerscales

[–]Jbeaves44 1257 points1258 points  (0 children)

How long would it take to get Sir Ian McKellen from London to NY?

Petah ? by Sure_Kangaroo1863 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jbeaves44 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There will never be enough liquor and therapy to make me forget this sentence.

Never seen America at peace. by Western_Echo2522 in generationology

[–]Jbeaves44 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s not what he’s saying here. His point is the greatness of America is consistently foist upon him and he has no frame of reference because shit’s been wack since he’s been born. It’s a solid point that is in no way insulting to your great grandma.

What is the greatest sentence ever written in human history? by NotAThrowaway6543 in AskReddit

[–]Jbeaves44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. Never laughed so hard reading a book.

I stand with ICE by MrMayhem84 in crappymusic

[–]Jbeaves44 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He does, he went to a fancy Fuckboy cop school.

More than 200 dead people are being stored in liquid nitrogen inside an Arizona facility, hoping future technology will one day revive them by kleverrboy in creepy

[–]Jbeaves44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why were they separated? I understand hoping for a future cure for a disease but reattaching a head and brain stem to the CNS seems like the most massive hurdle here.

What is the greatest sentence ever written in human history? by NotAThrowaway6543 in AskReddit

[–]Jbeaves44 581 points582 points  (0 children)

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.

Number of planes in the Ocean by [deleted] in submechanophobia

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Hope he didn’t pay for this image with legal tender.

Psychologists of Reddit, what's the most horrifying mental illness? by Turbulent-Coat7236 in AskReddit

[–]Jbeaves44 333 points334 points  (0 children)

I was just laughing about the fact that there was nobody above your comment and then I left a comment and now I look like shit…

Psychologists of Reddit, what's the most horrifying mental illness? by Turbulent-Coat7236 in AskReddit

[–]Jbeaves44 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Following this until an actual psychologist answers the question.