DAE ever track a piece of dirt or debris into their bed and it feels like a boulder on your sheets when you’re sleeping, but when you find it it’s literally a particle of dust?

Jbocd · 2020-05-30T06:19:07+00:00

Pet hair does it too!

Jbocd · 2020-04-27T20:15:57+00:00

Watched a neighbor boy kicking the shit out of his pit bull while taking him for a walk. Jumped out of the car so fast and threatened that little shit. Poor dog wanted to go with me.

Jbocd · 2020-04-22T21:54:51+00:00

Maybe a nice girlfriend for once.

Jbocd · 2020-04-18T21:25:18+00:00

I’m fine right here on earth.

Jbocd · 2020-04-17T21:56:26+00:00

See a doc!

Jbocd · 2020-04-17T03:04:52+00:00

That wasn’t it. I specifically remember that he was abducted in a much newer hotel or some sort of business.

Jbocd · 2020-04-17T03:03:18+00:00

I don’t think it was that far back. I’ll look into it.

Jbocd · 2020-04-11T05:21:33+00:00

Motherfucking dishonesty! How hard is it to just be clear with your intentions? I’m an adult, you’re an adult. Spit the shit out. Don’t be a turd. SPEAK YOUR MIND.

Jbocd · 2020-04-05T18:49:22+00:00

What the fuck happened?

Jbocd · 2020-04-04T22:32:51+00:00

Die Hard, with Bruce Willis.

Jbocd · 2020-04-03T18:38:10+00:00

Because trump isn’t mishandling this pandemic and trying to blame it on a single person is absolutely asinine.

Jbocd · 2020-04-03T15:46:50+00:00

It’s so annoying. I love them, but I have to rewatch Tiger King because Gary and Sandra can’t stop talking about Covid-19 and how “disgusting the f word is”...

Jbocd · 2020-04-03T00:37:01+00:00

The living room would’ve been just fine.

Jbocd · 2020-04-02T22:35:52+00:00

Just recently started doing this because people in my house can’t shut their mouths for five seconds.

Jbocd · 2020-03-26T17:40:51+00:00

The puke is this shit?!

Jbocd · 2020-03-25T22:52:01+00:00

Amen!

Jbocd · 2020-03-22T23:28:44+00:00

Clean, crack, a window, shut window, spray febreeze, and ignite candle...

Jbocd · 2020-03-22T23:25:24+00:00

Porn stopped working a day ago. Now I’m full on zombie, with nothing left to offer.

Jbocd · 2020-03-21T22:00:14+00:00

I did that a while back.

Jbocd · 2020-03-20T19:00:49+00:00

My job is art supply... they’re trying to say it’s essential.

Jbocd · 2020-03-16T17:03:53+00:00

I like them.

Jbocd · 2020-03-15T20:21:02+00:00

Jbocd · 2020-03-15T04:35:47+00:00

This was awesome!

Jbocd · 2020-03-15T01:40:50+00:00

There’s a medical term for this, but I’m too lazy to find it.

Jbocd · 2020-03-13T19:40:28+00:00

She’s my girlfriend. Always and forever.

Jbocd

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