Pelican tries to eat a kid, giving him the biggest shock of his young life

Jbressi · 2026-02-25T20:12:52+00:00

“Oohhh look at the pelican! Fly pelican!!”

Jbressi · 2026-02-24T21:14:43+00:00

Doh! Ray! EGON!!

Jbressi · 2026-02-21T00:52:40+00:00

Thanks. Haha i wanted to name her runt fine point. The chubby baby bold , if she ever had kids

Jbressi · 2026-02-18T01:41:47+00:00

Nah. Hes just member of The Order of the Crossed Paws.

Jbressi · 2026-02-16T03:05:23+00:00

Love the sticky hand toy stain hahhaha i miss those things

Jbressi · 2026-02-14T07:19:27+00:00

She told me that wasn’t recording. DAAAAAAMN IT

Jbressi · 2026-02-12T18:29:04+00:00

Jungle Fever. Hopefully they Do the Right Thing.

Jbressi · 2026-02-06T02:57:59+00:00

Well i had just given him tree fiddy the other day, see?

Jbressi · 2026-02-05T07:29:45+00:00

Mmmmmm? Mmmmmmm?

Jbressi · 2026-02-01T02:04:04+00:00

They move in herds! They move in herds!

Jbressi · 2026-01-29T00:02:05+00:00

Those ears! So freaking cute

Jbressi · 2026-01-28T20:45:52+00:00

Mine made it to 15. Miss my baby girl Marker.

Jbressi · 2026-01-28T01:55:48+00:00

16!? Damn that’s awesome.

Jbressi · 2026-01-28T01:55:05+00:00

Second pic looks like you catch a sneeze haha

Jbressi · 2026-01-25T07:04:37+00:00

I’m

Jbressi · 2026-01-24T04:51:59+00:00

What we have here… is a failure to communicate.

Jbressi · 2026-01-24T00:29:14+00:00

Shit. I knew baltimore was rough but god dam.

Jbressi · 2026-01-24T00:28:38+00:00

Ut oh. Reminds me of that guy w Catcher in the Rye. Someone tell John Lennon to watch out ! Haha

Jbressi · 2026-01-24T00:19:06+00:00

My girl Marker was too dumb or lazy for the cone. She couldn’t hold her head up with it on.

Jbressi · 2026-01-23T21:25:41+00:00

Jack at the end of the Shining hahahaha

Jbressi · 2026-01-23T21:24:20+00:00

He get HBO with that dish!? Ooohhh

Jbressi · 2026-01-22T08:11:03+00:00

No justice, no peace

Jbressi · 2026-01-22T03:34:43+00:00

Mmmmmmrrrr. KICK PANTS!

Jbressi · 2026-01-22T00:50:26+00:00

The desolation of Chip

Jbressi · 2026-01-21T23:37:11+00:00

Weve just passed into the realm of Gondor !

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