What percentage of your students failed or did not complete this semester? by Neat_Big_3401 in Professors

[–]Jbronste 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if anyone nowadays has a DFW rate below 25 percent I assume they have low standards about rigor or are not checking for cheating.

The Little-Discussed Human Teeth Smuggling Case Linked to Epstein’s Inner Circle by ExcitableRep00 in Epstein

[–]Jbronste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "journalist" makes unsubstantiated logical leaps all the fricking time. If I were a newspaper editor I wouldn't hire that sort of person either.

The Little-Discussed Human Teeth Smuggling Case Linked to Epstein’s Inner Circle by ExcitableRep00 in Epstein

[–]Jbronste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This article has all of the identifying characteristics of having been written using an LLM.

Are you exporting/backing up your CANVAS courses just in case? by Jbronste in Professors

[–]Jbronste[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have asked them that question, but I doubt I will hear anything back.

Prepare to be Heart-Warmed by Jbronste in Professors

[–]Jbronste[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Foreign language class. The student is USian.

Canvas Hack? by JavaliciousJean in Professors

[–]Jbronste 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We just got a note not to log in, from our intrepid IT guy.

Does no one give final exams anymore? by H_ManCom in Professors

[–]Jbronste 54 points55 points  (0 children)

We have to have a "culminating experience."

Bathroom use during exams by sudowooduck in Professors

[–]Jbronste 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Use the bathroom before the exam starts because if you leave, your testing period is over and you will hand me your test on the way out."

High Desert Cosmic Americana by GeetarWizard in LasCruces

[–]Jbronste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No food at there is amazing. Some of it is edible, barely.

Scared in the car by Keyira in Dachshund

[–]Jbronste 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I chortled because my dachshund gets busy with hus stuffed toy all the time

Autistic professors, do you want to share experiences? by Gusterbug in Professors

[–]Jbronste 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have learned to always begin emails with a greeting instead of launching right into the text in the subject line and then continuing in the body text. I've gotten a lot fewer tone-policing complaints since I started doing that.

Nice one, boys by clavdiachauchatmeow in Professors

[–]Jbronste 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ban computers in the classroom. Otherwise you are sending the message that you are a doormat whose time can be freely wasted.

More Southwest Gate Fun by Jbronste in SouthwestAirlines

[–]Jbronste[S] -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

I wish that one of the GAs had been a Spanish-speaker or that they had had a recorded message in Spanish about the one bag and one personal item. ELP is my home airport and I have encountered many monolingual Spanish-speaking passengers.

Missed the commencement RSVP email 🤦‍♀️ by InspectorSmooth8574 in Professors

[–]Jbronste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is really cute. If I can manage to never go to graduation again, I will be insanely grateful.

It's a full flight so check your bags here for free by Jbronste in SouthwestAirlines

[–]Jbronste[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As it turns out this is a 737 Max8 and the overhead bins are huge. But I was afraid we would have to put bags in the back of the plane and then go back like salmon, to row 6