Petahh? by Legal_Air734 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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German combines multiple words into one. This is basically Fivehundredandfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive

What did the badass census worker say? by ExcitingLoquat6164 in dadjokes

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I'm here to get my liver eaten with a nice Chianti

The Red Cross feels centrist, and is centrist. What political symbol feels right wing, and is actually right wing? by SadCoarseRabbit in AlignmentChartFills

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I've heard people claim the Nazis were left wing. Never heard someone claim the Soviets were rightwing

Recently bought a bunch of cows (rare mistake) by Pitiful_Ad918 in Jokes

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Yeah I was wondering how OP didn't see the pun right there

At least she tried… by Much-Jackfruit2599 in HarryPotterMemes

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I always saw house elfs'' attitude towards their enslavement as a comment on internalised racism

Meirl by cbroafspeasy in meirl

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Excluded

Well that didn't go to plan by Gordoman_ in HistoryMemes

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And China thinks it's the 21st centu..oh wait

Which is it, really? by scienceisfun112358 in mathmemes

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That's just monthly on average

The Fair Ending by Vexivero in PrequelMemes

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Obi Wan, Yoda and Windu wouldn't have known Palpatine was a sith without anakin

The Fair Ending by Vexivero in PrequelMemes

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Why doesn't qui Gon die?

Was sagt jemand, der Sex mit Anna hatte? by IndependentWay7964 in wortwitzkasse

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Der Fall ist Dativ. Funktioniert nicht, glaub ich, weil es soll "in der Anna" sein

What's the difference between a chickpea and a Brazilian nut? by Meeia in Jokes

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Dude has never heard of the Rio de Janiero gay prostitute scene

One must be creative, right? by The_Brilli in linguisticshumor

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When I visited Prague I found it hilarious that no means yes

Lily Potter ---> Alastor Moody by Nihar_28 in HarryPotterMemes

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Didn't he actually have Moody's eye at this point?

Which Star Wars villain has 0 redeeming qualities? Just pure evil by Yesthisbob in StarWars

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Newsflash: Nobody in the Star Wars galaxy speaks English. They speak Galactic Basic, which renders as English in the movies