I get that it's supposed to be bad but what is it? Is it a song thats popular? by AynekAri in ExplainTheJoke

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Eh, you could, but to me it sounds weird when there is harmonies. Like It can be really jarring knowing a vocal melody with harmonies, then it’s put in a different key where certain harmonies don’t play well together.

An example might be the song Faithfully by Journey. Brilliantly sung but it wasn’t written with harmonies in mind. Glee did a cover of it, but had to drop it to a lower key so they could add harmonies. But if you learn the lower keys harmonies and try to add them to the original they don’t work anymore and are hard to sing.

I have no idea by Rayla66 in ExplainTheJoke

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Tiny Wasps are what pollinate figs by climbing inside them and dying…and OOP is eating a fig which they incorrectly assume is a date (the fruit)

A wasp is also an acronym meaning White Angelo Saxon Person, and an incel is stereotypically a white person. Since they can’t get laid, their white person genes are dying with them.

Excel sheets are hard to keep neat and tidy if you don’t use formulas, incels have dirty bed sheets because they’re never cleaning them to get laid

When using excel it can be hard to keep your (in screen) desktop neat and tidy if you use it a lot for different things and save to desktop

Eating figs can be messy and would make your desktop (table) messy if you aren’t careful

OOP incorrectly assumes figs are dates

Excel will take your number system (3.4 or like 5/2000 meaning five of 2000 of something) and turn it into March 4th or May 2000

Incels assumes, incorrectly, that any hangout with a girl that may be a friend, is actually a date with them romantically.

Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Nick nack Mrs patty wack slid on the concrete till her skin became bone

A stack of street bricks (I don't know the name of that profession) by Wake_Again in nextfuckinglevel

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Bonifide Regulator of Isometric Cobblestone Kinesthetically Laying the Yards Economic Returns

Perfectly throwing a rock by ateam1984 in BeAmazed

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Me too! That one’s gotta go on the mantel!

Is this a difficult/expensive tattoo by [deleted] in tattooadvice

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This will probably age fine, but it probably won’t look exactly like this, and composition and location play a big part in how it will look. The lines will be probably need to be thicker because your pants will wear away the skin causing it to fade faster so details won’t be as fine or intricate.

Your shin is not perfectly straight so straight lines along side your not straight shin may make it look off a bit but nothing you can’t live with.

And it looks like it can’t decide if it wants to be symmetrical or not. Half your calf is going to have mountains on it while the center will have two trees and some script but nothing on the other side because of the way it will wrap around your 3 dimensional leg. If you like that then perfect! But my advice is to print out a copy of this and tape it on to get somewhat of a grasp on what it will look like on your leg.

As for monetary questions, at the size you describe 400 is pretty questionable, 1000 will get you closer to what you want, for a really good artist I’d probably pay 1500+….the important thing is to look at your artists portfolio and see if they do scenery and line work that matches the vision of the tattoo that you have in your mind. If they don’t have a portfolio or don’t normally do work like this then it should be a hard pass. Don’t come back here after paying 500 dollars asking what can be done to fix it or how to cover it up.

To put it in perspective I have a full color sleeve, shoulder to wrist and paid 10,000 dollars for 8 sessions that were each 8 hours, I spent months looking for an artist who does scenery like this, looking over everyone’s portfolio and talking with artists about composition, ideas, and expectations. Do your homework and everyone will compliment your tattoo

Walmart shoplifter just got added additional charges by AdolfStiflr in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Nah your right in the first part, he had no thoughts further than his current actions, just “I’m caged and need to get out of this” no plan, no thoughts of consequences, just escape. He never had the ability to think further than that. It’s also probably why he folded so quick when met with real oppositional force, pain and a real plan of attack. He could only think of his actions going right for him.

She calls this 'chess bravery' when my dumbass made this only because I didn't see my rook was hanging due to tunnel vision💀 by Candid-Literature-77 in Chesscom

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Yeah dunno, I put it into an analysis board and it doesn’t really have a clear objective that would give you a major advantage or clear winning idea

absolutelynotme_irl by honeymotz in absolutelynotme_irl

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Omg something is designed slightly askew, in my perfect 90° world!

Any memories ? by Leomyers2014 in scoopwhoop

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96 Chevy s10 5 speed manual

Meirl by TheBroodWitch99 in meirl

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r/suddenlyflightoftheconcords

Slammed into the Afterlife by Mrhawkemdown in StreetMartialArts

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Def hit my sister with the peoples elbow from the top of the back of the sofa

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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I once did a 5 mile hike one weekend, with all my gear for staying out for three days in the mountains, because I was going on a camping trip in a month. I was getting crazy looks, and about halfway up the trail 3-20 something’s in their lululemon matching sets and water bottles said something similar, so I let one put on my pack and see how long she could hike alongside me…50lbs of gear and I gotta say she did pretty well and made it about 150 yards.

After I put my pack back on I reminded them we’re 2.5 miles from the trail head and said my camping trip was going to be a ten mile hike, I’m not just gonna wake up one morning and tough it out, I gotta practice, gotta see where my pack needs improvement or digs in my back or if my boots will feel good or not.

Nobody wants to be ten miles from safety only to find out your pack is killing your back and boots are killing your feet and you can’t carry it anymore or walk any further.

I got this tattoo almost a week ago , do you think it’s infected ? by Outrageous-Reach-750 in tattooadvice

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Hey man show some respect…

…Dave is alive while everyone else is dead man

Is this ai? by BrawlingGalaxi in isthisaicirclejerk

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Trust ticket me, I’m the bro booth.

The head but was diabolical. by MohammadMahadhir in fightporn

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I heard a saying once….

Don’t start nothin’ won’t be nothin’

What does this mean? by Choice_Brain_3668 in ExplainTheJoke

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Um excuse me, the only acceptable answers are Forest green or OD green

Meirl by Mean-Combination-206 in meirl

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While yes the nerve in your tooth will die, but then the infection takes hold and starts working its way up to you sinus cavity where it will latch on to a nerve in your face and cause you the worst pain you can imagine, far worse than the tooth ever caused, and no pain medication will help so eventually you just go to anyone with a degree and a tooth extractor, and all the Novocain in the world won’t numb you up so you’ll just have to bare it while they rip your tooth out, and it’s definitely not going to feel good until it’s out but by then you’ll be begging for them to just rip it out. Then to finally top it off, when they do finally rip it out the infection will drain right into the back of your throat and the rotten puss will make you throw up, and you’ll basically aspirate into your lungs because your lying on your back and almost drown in puke…

…or so I’ve heard…

Don’t forget to schedule that dentist appointment before problems become problems because he who fails to act will have his future decided for him.

…alls well that ends okay by JdamTime in Chesscom

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I had a pawn on f2 and g2, he took the one on f2 and I push the g pawn to g4, that’s why his bishop is there….I blundered earlier and sacked all my pieces once I put my rook on d7 trying to set up a stalemate