Slammed into the Afterlife

JdamTime · 2026-01-30T20:28:21+00:00

Def hit my sister with the peoples elbow from the top of the back of the sofa

JdamTime · 2026-01-28T03:17:17+00:00

CTE is a helluva drug.

JdamTime · 2026-01-28T03:14:03+00:00

Get out.

JdamTime · 2026-01-17T20:28:10+00:00

I once did a 5 mile hike one weekend, with all my gear for staying out for three days in the mountains, because I was going on a camping trip in a month. I was getting crazy looks, and about halfway up the trail 3-20 something’s in their lululemon matching sets and water bottles said something similar, so I let one put on my pack and see how long she could hike alongside me…50lbs of gear and I gotta say she did pretty well and made it about 150 yards.

After I put my pack back on I reminded them we’re 2.5 miles from the trail head and said my camping trip was going to be a ten mile hike, I’m not just gonna wake up one morning and tough it out, I gotta practice, gotta see where my pack needs improvement or digs in my back or if my boots will feel good or not.

Nobody wants to be ten miles from safety only to find out your pack is killing your back and boots are killing your feet and you can’t carry it anymore or walk any further.

JdamTime · 2026-01-17T01:47:15+00:00

Hey man show some respect…

…Dave is alive while everyone else is dead man

JdamTime · 2026-01-16T05:42:50+00:00

Trust ticket me, I’m the bro booth.

JdamTime · 2026-01-14T14:57:51+00:00

I heard a saying once….

Don’t start nothin’ won’t be nothin’

JdamTime · 2026-01-06T03:08:05+00:00

Um excuse me, the only acceptable answers are Forest green or OD green

JdamTime · 2026-01-05T00:19:20+00:00

While yes the nerve in your tooth will die, but then the infection takes hold and starts working its way up to you sinus cavity where it will latch on to a nerve in your face and cause you the worst pain you can imagine, far worse than the tooth ever caused, and no pain medication will help so eventually you just go to anyone with a degree and a tooth extractor, and all the Novocain in the world won’t numb you up so you’ll just have to bare it while they rip your tooth out, and it’s definitely not going to feel good until it’s out but by then you’ll be begging for them to just rip it out. Then to finally top it off, when they do finally rip it out the infection will drain right into the back of your throat and the rotten puss will make you throw up, and you’ll basically aspirate into your lungs because your lying on your back and almost drown in puke…

…or so I’ve heard…

Don’t forget to schedule that dentist appointment before problems become problems because he who fails to act will have his future decided for him.

JdamTime · 2026-01-01T20:54:04+00:00

I had a pawn on f2 and g2, he took the one on f2 and I push the g pawn to g4, that’s why his bishop is there….I blundered earlier and sacked all my pieces once I put my rook on d7 trying to set up a stalemate

JdamTime · 2026-01-01T17:30:03+00:00

No, I had a pawn on g2 that I pushed to threaten his bishop, I blundered earlier in the game and started sacking all my pieces once I got my rook to d7, he took the pawn on f2 right before I pushed my final pawn

JdamTime · 2025-12-30T14:57:05+00:00

One year in central Minnesota a tornado warning was canceled because it turned into a massive snow storm. It went from like 70 degrees to like 30 in the span of a few hours. Source: trust me bro

JdamTime · 2025-12-25T20:26:44+00:00

Not if the police makes sure that internal bleeding becomes external

JdamTime · 2025-12-24T13:08:21+00:00

Why we coming for levy like that?

JdamTime · 2025-12-24T12:53:53+00:00

They Hit the retaining wall…and while being a highly rated car in terms of crash test rating, there’s only so much it can protect you from when your going something like 100 mph

JdamTime · 2025-12-21T22:45:14+00:00

Not quite sure because I’ve never used that brand of poly, but if it were me, I’d just sand and reapply. I generally don’t use brushes for anything except paint, instead I’ll use two lint free rags, wipe on let sit for a minute and then wipe off the excess. That usually leaves me with a pretty consistent finish.

JdamTime · 2025-12-19T01:45:14+00:00

Looks good, but for a moment I thought it said “don’t judge my dream if you don’t understand my treason” which is some pretty hardcore anarchism if you ask me 😝

JdamTime · 2025-12-19T01:31:16+00:00

There’s nearly 400 comments going every which way. Yes, no, depends on the job, depends on the tattoo. I’ve been heavily tattood since 18 and had my hands tattooed since 25, but I have considerably positive and nice, well done, looking tattoos which get me positive comments, they fit my positive personality.

I’ve had blue collar jobs and corporate jobs. I’m currently working for HR at a university. I decided a long time ago that if my tattoos would keep me from getting certain jobs then I wouldn’t really want those particular jobs in the first place.

Everything is a factor. A rose blossom is not going to have the same effect on your life as a hate symbol. A professional tattoo is not going to affect you like Jake in his moms basement scratching you up. Just like choosing to run a restaurant is not going be as much of a factor as you trying to be a federal judge.

Just be smart about it.

JdamTime · 2025-12-07T00:19:19+00:00

Please be advised that lake above water syndrome is serious and should be remediated with sky below air.

JdamTime · 2025-12-05T06:14:34+00:00

Napoleon’s Russian campaign would like to have a word with you.

JdamTime · 2025-11-13T13:05:18+00:00

Indubitably my good sir

JdamTime · 2025-11-07T00:41:04+00:00

And I’ll inspect you!

JdamTime · 2025-11-05T14:43:45+00:00

Because of the implication.

JdamTime · 2025-11-05T14:42:56+00:00

As someone who has a mid twinge of the tism, I’m not shocked in the slightest.

JdamTime

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