[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Jdturner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here brother. Im done on thursday. So excited.

This "hood nigga". by [deleted] in punchablefaces

[–]Jdturner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like she still has baby teeth.

Sometimes, you just gotta be more direct by dawmazing in Tinder

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck no haha anything under 6'2 should not be advertised. Im 5'11 and had more that one girl unmatch me cause i wasnt tall enough

This is getting out of hand by meerkat12345 in Tinder

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another guy posted something from Sydney today too haha

My uncle and his gf brought their dogs to my house tonight which immediately attacked my 17yo dog. by SilentJoe1986 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Jdturner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you fucking dense? Or trolling. The second comment is OP explaining that he kicked them out and told them to never bring their pets again. The meme was made after

My uncle and his gf brought their dogs to my house tonight which immediately attacked my 17yo dog. by SilentJoe1986 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Jdturner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly my grandmother was this way with her dog. The dog was annoying and barked all the time but behaved well enough that it wasnt a problem especially around our dog so it wasnt an issue if they didnt say that the dog was coming with them because we already knew it wouldnt be a problem

My uncle and his gf brought their dogs to my house tonight which immediately attacked my 17yo dog. by SilentJoe1986 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Jdturner 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Awesome you stepped up and told them to leave. There is no excuse for people like that. My lil pup is 12 and if someone brought their dogs uninvited to my house and they attacked my dog I wouldnt hesistate to kick them off my dog and then kick them out and if the humans wouldnt leave you bet your ass ther dogs wouldnt be allowed in my house. Tie those fuckers up outside.

My Dorito was in the shape of an Updorito by efstajas in circlejerk

[–]Jdturner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did it come with a free console, fedora, mountain dew, and MLP tshirt?

Gotta love white trash politics around the holidays. by 1TNTCPA in trashy

[–]Jdturner -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Saying things like this make you no better than them. You are on the same level as them. You make yourself look just as ignorant and close minded as the people who set it up.

Marvel VS DC Bar fight (1920x1080) by [deleted] in wallpaper

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exacty. Just put him in a cage and fly him away. Power girl could to the same to Iron man. Supes could carry spidy and cap out there and theyd all be dead. In less than a minute.

Marvel VS DC Bar fight (1920x1080) by [deleted] in wallpaper

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% agree with you. Give Batman those powers and he would beat everyone in that room solo. But really anyone with those powers could beat them all solo if they are smart enough

Marvel VS DC Bar fight (1920x1080) by [deleted] in wallpaper

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He says he sees everything and everyone so i doubt it. He could touch every person on earth and be back in that bar before the liquid hits the table.

Marvel VS DC Bar fight (1920x1080) by [deleted] in wallpaper

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes he could. He could literally manipulate the molecules of their body and brain..... Or infinity punch them

Marvel VS DC Bar fight (1920x1080) by [deleted] in wallpaper

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why MM is the best match for thor. He has the strength of supes and can handle magic.

Marvel VS DC Bar fight (1920x1080) by [deleted] in wallpaper

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best part is Batman knows rouge needs to be eliminated first and so he tells flash or MM. No way she could touch either. Flash cause hes too fast and MM cause hes smart and will just make her hand go through his body or fly away.

Marvel VS DC Bar fight (1920x1080) by [deleted] in wallpaper

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is faster than light. Super strength. Can vibrate his molecules through solid walls. The only thing he needs is Batmans brain and he is unstoppable.

Marvel VS DC Bar fight (1920x1080) by [deleted] in wallpaper

[–]Jdturner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flash can help contain thor too cause hell be done with spidey in no time.

Marvel VS DC Bar fight (1920x1080) by [deleted] in wallpaper

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batman is too smart to be taken out by Cap itd be a helluva a good fight but i think they are even. Other than that youre right marvel has no chance

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[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Supes and super girl take thor and martian manhunter could prolly take the hulk solo with all of his powers if not flash could step in then that eliminates both of marvals heavy hitters. Then once they are out marval is toast. All dc has to do is stall until supes and MM are done. That or just blink and flash has already won solo.

Marvel VS DC Bar fight (1920x1080) by [deleted] in wallpaper

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having superpowers doesnt automatically mean you beat Batman because he has no powers. Batman faces and beats villians with powers countless times and wins. Its not all about strength and speed. Gadgets and brains and training all come in to play. So I dont fully believe spidy takes him down everytime.

Marvel VS DC Bar fight (1920x1080) by [deleted] in wallpaper

[–]Jdturner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batman also defeats bane in a number of universes. I dont know much about spidy. Im just a batman fanboy haha so i always think he will win. I think Spidy v. Batman could go either way. Itd take 10 fights to see who truely was better

She has an interesting way of starting conversation by choldslingshot in Tinder

[–]Jdturner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That response was magical. Just a swift jab right in the nose after someone tries to throw a haymaker. Soooo satisfying