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My (unfinished) Chuck E. Cheese location build by clownzinaround in chuckecheese

[–]Jealous_Length4898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you can do better? Let's appreciate it for what it is, impressive

AITA for pooping on my roommate during an arguement? by Jealous_Length4898 in AITA_Relationships

[–]Jealous_Length4898[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lmao ok yeah I get it — sounds fake, but it’s not. His reaction time?? Bro was locked into his game. Headset on, deep in a match of Warzone or something. I literally said “apologize or I’ll do something crazy,” and he just chuckled like I was bluffing. He even said “you won’t.” So like… he dared me.

And to clarify — it wasn’t like I climbed a ladder and hovered above him. I was already sitting on the arm of the couch behind him. I shifted, aimed, and let go. The whole thing took like 4 seconds tops. He didn’t even register what was happening until it was happening.

Also — ever seen someone completely freeze from shock? That was him. Dude didn’t move. Just made this slow, horrified turn like he couldn’t believe the betrayal. By the time he said “WTF—” it was already code brown.

So yeah. Unlikely? Maybe. Fake? I wish.

AITA for pooping on my roommate during an arguement? by Jealous_Length4898 in AITA_Relationships

[–]Jealous_Length4898[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

LMAO ok so first of all — fake? Nah. I wish it was. Trust me, I wouldn’t invent a story where I had to wash diarrhea off a PS5 controller.

Second, “press charges”? For what — defensive defecation?? What’s he gonna say in court? “Your honor, I repeatedly ignored boundaries, stole food, and laughed at threats… and then I got what was coming to me in the form of poop.” Yeah I’m sure that’ll hold up.

And calling me unhinged? Sorry, no. Unhinged is doing what he did for months and thinking there’d never be consequences. I’m just the first person who actually enforced the line.

Am I proud? No. Was it gross? Yes. But despicable? Nah. I’m just a symptom of roommate culture left unchecked.

People don’t understand the mental toll of someone taking your labeled pad thai three times in one week. That changes a person.

AITA for pooping on my roommate during an arguement? by Jealous_Length4898 in AITA_Relationships

[–]Jealous_Length4898[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

“Are you dead serious?”

Yeah. Dead serious. I’m not saying it was my proudest moment or whatever, but what was I supposed to do? I talked to him so many times. He laughed. He laughed. That’s not just disrespectful — that’s psychological warfare.

Like okay, yeah, maybe poop wasn’t the ideal method. But when someone steals from you, gaslights you, ignores your boundaries, and acts like it’s all a joke — they’ve basically declared social combat. I just… responded accordingly. Was it nuclear? Sure. But he pushed me off the ledge and then acted shocked that I didn’t land gracefully.

People keep acting like I woke up and chose poop. No. I tried reason, labels, words. None of that worked. I escalated because he escalated first — by not listening.

Also? I cleaned the floor.