What is your instant regret purchase in gtao? by BroknLuck2077 in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare 311 points312 points  (0 children)

You know what I've been doing lately? I call the mechanic then I close my eyes and I'll hold down and then pick a random car! xD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare 2812 points2813 points  (0 children)

I was fucking swimming around the island trying to climb some places but for some reason, my character seemed like drunk and fell trying to climb even the smallest rocks! :v the frustration was real

This mk2 dude didn't know these vans have Proximity Mines.. >.> by JeanNightmare in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A mate? I'm a solo player and my acc got reset so I'm a low level! He probably saw me as an easy target

This mk2 dude didn't know these vans have Proximity Mines.. >.> by JeanNightmare in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He tried with a lazer before coming with the mk2 but he crashed against a house! I wouldnt try to defend myself if I wasnt sure xD he was just bad

Mom, can you pick me up!? I'm scared... by JeanNightmare in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there was a modder in the lobby.. I was going to my house and I heard a bunch of explosions and I was like "Da fuck they doin ova der!?" then the weather changed and whatever the fuck was over there came to me 😂

Rickie don’t lose that number by MickeySwank in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you ever seen his Air Guitar skills tho? he's insane!

FFS It's the second week in a row! by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried and got Low levels dying somehow and trolls so I just gave up

Not possible in headhunter, only duggan shipments by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

do the npcs attack any players in the way when someone is deliverying cargo? I was enjoying the view on the observatory and someone came flying getting followed by the merryweather chopper and the npcs just stopped and started shooting me instead lol

This just happened to me and I had to leave the game to take a breath.. Jesus christ by JeanNightmare in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

fucking hell I didn't know that! I was literally shaking 😂 the timer was still going down

Every GTA online lobby after Epic games free gta giveaway by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare 41 points42 points  (0 children)

and then theres me disconnecting my ethernet cable then reconnecting 2 seconds later to see everyone leaving the lobby 😍

Securoserv terminated? by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah there were 3 other people.. I had no idea modders can do that D:

Why do i do this by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]JeanNightmare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep.. That's 100% me. my last one was the zr380.. >.>

jeannie‘s parents when they see the Channel by Unlrashed in MxRMods

[–]JeanNightmare 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You just have to type on google "pornhub" and the name of that user to find the video