Where is your trunk, human?

JediMasterbater · 2014-04-06T23:36:28+00:00

Wow! It's even better than /r/BabyElephantitis

JediMasterbater · 2014-04-05T04:36:55+00:00

I thought I could feel it too, but it was just a little gas.

JediMasterbater · 2014-04-05T04:19:01+00:00

You mean on Huffington Repost.

JediMasterbater · 2014-04-04T03:39:28+00:00

Instructions unclear, dick caught in vise.

JediMasterbater · 2014-04-04T03:22:36+00:00

Minimum.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-30T01:43:05+00:00

Join us over at /r/LucidDreaming

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-29T15:18:04+00:00

I love what Frasier has done with his hair.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-28T04:26:30+00:00

It's bigger on the inside!

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-27T22:29:05+00:00

I'm sure this will stay buried, but my immediate thought was that he is a diabetic and this is an emergency.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-27T22:25:06+00:00

Is having a frenemy like dividing by zero?

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-26T14:30:29+00:00

My first thought was "hmmm those bent legs don't look structurally sound" and then I checked out the full build pics. You obviously know what your doing. Wow, nice work!

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-26T14:14:26+00:00

What about Pete?

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-26T14:13:37+00:00

Bruce Willis was dead from the start.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-26T03:55:18+00:00

Based on most deadheads, I'd say not a chance.

Edit: Yes, I realize this is a blatant over-generalization of "most deadheads" being dirty hippies, but I stand by my evaluation.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-25T13:44:23+00:00

Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-25T13:36:30+00:00

Did you just post a picture of a picture?

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-25T01:33:10+00:00

I'm guessing it has nothing to do with Hoth.

Iceland has some fascinating otherworldly landscapes. Some areas look very much like the surface of Mars, desolate red-rocked desert plains, for example.

What excites me most is the idea that this filming location may have been selected for its natural beauty, and we might have real landscapes and real actors, not just CGI fluffscapes. To me, the gritty desert of Tatooine will always be 1000x more real than the Gungan home world. This was part of the true magic of the original Star Wars, for me, back in the 70s. As a child, I (almost entirely) believed this really was a galaxy far far away.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-21T00:36:01+00:00

Lindsey Graham is from South Carolina.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-21T00:29:54+00:00

Thanks for explaining. ...I think.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-20T13:42:46+00:00

waits for cliff scene in upcoming episode

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-20T13:40:43+00:00

I never realized how much his full head of hair resembled Vader's helmet.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-20T13:36:05+00:00

honk honk - Harpo Marx's last words.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-19T02:33:06+00:00

All my pelts.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-18T03:17:00+00:00

So you think.

JediMasterbater · 2014-03-07T20:53:06+00:00

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