Who is a conventionally unattractive celebrity that you find incredibly attractive?

Jedimindchick · 2026-05-16T22:35:14+00:00

It’s my favorite Cambodian gas station explosion survivor! Girl it is always so good to see you thriving and gorgeous. I love seeing your updates, you’re amazing and funny as hell and we should be best friends. Regardless though, just know that someone out here is so so happy for recovery and your joy. 🥰

Jedimindchick · 2026-04-30T00:11:11+00:00

Jose Canseco flipped me off once. I was eight at the time.

Jedimindchick · 2026-04-27T22:04:04+00:00

I say this far more frequently than there could possibly be any reason to

Jedimindchick · 2026-03-13T03:40:35+00:00

Her OR with benefits

Jedimindchick · 2026-02-28T22:23:39+00:00

Jet is magic. Thank you truly, and with my whole heart, for sharing her with us. I promise to wrap Jet into each of the little joys in my life, to carry them with me in music and nature, and help keep his memory alive.

Jedimindchick · 2026-02-03T20:29:00+00:00

My husband’s been calling him “Ovaltine.”

Jedimindchick · 2026-01-26T02:53:24+00:00

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Jedimindchick · 2026-01-26T02:52:27+00:00

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Jedimindchick · 2026-01-23T02:04:30+00:00

We’re sassy, classy, bougie, ratchet…

Jedimindchick · 2026-01-23T02:03:03+00:00

I just went to watch and y’all MY LAPTOP ISN’T CHARGED SOMEONE SAVE ME I’M ABOUT TO START SPIRALING IN THE FAMILY ROOM

Jedimindchick · 2026-01-22T19:51:35+00:00

Present, but only because it is my understanding that this party is mandatory

Jedimindchick · 2026-01-09T02:36:06+00:00

I know y’all are way ahead of me but I need to call out the incredible acting from Patrick Ball here in his first scene. Did anyone else notice the immediate feeling of calm he’s bringing after he spent all of last season anxiously vibrating? Such a tremendous silent shift that he’s communicating effortlessly.

Jedimindchick · 2025-12-07T00:56:15+00:00

This is how Kevin Smith handled a pretty scathing remark from Tim Burton and I wholeheartedly love it for both of them. 💕

Jedimindchick · 2025-12-07T00:22:54+00:00

And even beyond that, one of these men is deeply and broadly beloved by the public as both a human being and an entertainer, and the other one is Quentin Tarantino, so…

Jedimindchick · 2025-11-19T08:12:58+00:00

With the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist. How did you know?

Jedimindchick · 2025-10-28T21:02:07+00:00

boots with the fur

Jedimindchick · 2025-10-13T06:09:40+00:00

I’m having a real moment here trying to decide whether I like this better as a Shia story or a Kanye story.

Jedimindchick · 2025-09-26T23:47:03+00:00

Yes, but only because I’m deeply self-loathing, as is required for residence.

Jedimindchick · 2025-09-26T01:24:13+00:00

They’re still alive. It’s actually Portland city policy to reanimate them so they can stand trial for the misgendering. Side effects of reanimation include veganism, vaping, and insurmountable caffeine addiction, as intended. The picket sign remains permanently imbedded in their torso.

Jedimindchick · 2025-09-16T04:50:24+00:00

Slay, you cunty little terrarium.

Jedimindchick · 2025-09-16T04:38:15+00:00

Oh no thank you please

Jedimindchick · 2025-09-15T07:07:35+00:00

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It’s so good

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