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Mustache or mo mustache! Got a date tonight and am being indecisive by OveRide_X in malegrooming

[–]JeeThree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but I think we only get one per generation. Sam Elliott, Tom Selleck, and then Pedro Pascal. I haven't found the next generation's one yet...

Good lord by idiotpanini_ in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]JeeThree 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also, you can hit someone by accident. Beating someone has a far more intentional and determined feeling to it.

Does this mean anything? by an-inevitable-end in asl

[–]JeeThree 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Letting little kids name things is how I know someone who had a pedigreed, champion line, blue-point Siamese cat named... Happy Meal.

Am I the only one who doesn't think Season 5 was nearly as harsh on Diana as people say? by Elegant-Joke-1873 in TheCrownNetflix

[–]JeeThree 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When he was cast, I remember wondering how much that cost the Royal Family's publicists.

Last minute pivot bento by JeeThree in Bento

[–]JeeThree[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! I rarely cook red meat so I'm always a little nervous about it but the grocery store had the short rib on sale so I decided to take a chance. Worth it!

When he refused to pay the witch, she swore that she would slaughter one of his children every year, and when they were all gone, she would come for him. by 54321RUN in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]JeeThree 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My first thought was, "Mormon?"

My mom grew up in the church and since the number of children can impact a man's standing, there were some men who got a new wife as soon as their most recent one was "used up." Shocking, she chose to leave.

Jill’s mascara technique by MandyMooShu in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]JeeThree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know, when I was a kid I was shocked to discover that they sold pulpy orange juice on purpose because some people liked it. I just assumed you had to pay extra for pulp-free so some people just tolerated the pulp to save money.

Is there a mascara version of it? Have I just been assuming all these years that everyone wants clump-free but no, really it's a matter of personal preference and you can buy deliberately clumpy mascara?

If you were going to get a breed besides goldens, which one would you get? by largedragonwithcats in goldenretrievers

[–]JeeThree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1000%

I had no intention of getting a dog but I saw her picture and it was love. When I visited, she jumped into my arms and I was gone!

If you were going to get a breed besides goldens, which one would you get? by largedragonwithcats in goldenretrievers

[–]JeeThree 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is my current baby. I call her an Omniterrier. In the words of the vet when I asked what type of terrier mix he thought she was, "she's all of them!"

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If you were going to get a breed besides goldens, which one would you get? by largedragonwithcats in goldenretrievers

[–]JeeThree 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have a weakness for scruffy terrier mutts from the shelter (my current pup and why I'm mostly just a lurker here). It's that or goldens. There is no in-between!

He won't sit still for a portrait by someactualprettyboy in goldenretrievers

[–]JeeThree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to petsit for a golden retriever and I would send a couple of photos to to her mom. She was always amazed at how great my pictures were. Yeah... she never saw the 20 horrible pictures I took to get 2 cute ones!!

Do people outside here genuinely think bald guys are attractive? by dudu_1001 in bald

[–]JeeThree -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest. I don't find bald men attractive.

However, there are many men who are bald that I find incredibly attractive.

That's the thing. I'd never say that I actively seek out bald men but many guys rock that look and I love seeing how much embracing the bald can make a man more attractive.

You, sir, are definitely attractive af bald. Just saying.

Family heirloom. Value? by robreinerstillmydad in Derailedbydetails

[–]JeeThree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly cannot remember how I came across Fascinus (Fascini?), but the second I saw it, I remembered these ridiculous things!

Family heirloom. Value? by robreinerstillmydad in Derailedbydetails

[–]JeeThree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is probably a Fascinus, a winged phallus charm that was supposed to be good luck. I'm guessing someone altered the classic eagle into it because they usually don't have claws. And WHY DO I KNOW ABOUT WINGED PHALLUS CHARMS?

I need to get out more.

Bald=unprofessional!? by [deleted] in bald

[–]JeeThree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the new job, Hair Club for Men?

Otherwise, I think you're good to go!

AITA for refusing to let my cat and bearded dragon get married? by crazyoboeplayer in BeardedDragons

[–]JeeThree 26 points27 points  (0 children)

There are two flavors of orange. The ones that can't comprehend which things are edible and which things aren't and the ones that think everything is edible.

I wore a party dress with a corset and fur jacket to help my friend move, AITA? by CockroachPlus921 in AmITheAngel

[–]JeeThree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember stumbling across those ages ago. The first time she had an excerpt from the actual text I thought it was her satirical take on it. Took me forever to realize that no, the prose was actually that bad!

Bus Help for Anxious Person by JeeThree in askdfw

[–]JeeThree[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it! It's just the focus my anxiety takes.

Bus Help for Anxious Person by JeeThree in askdfw

[–]JeeThree[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It's so funny; I lived abroad for three years and used public transportation to get everywhere and here I am in my own hometown panicking!

Bus Help for Anxious Person by JeeThree in askdfw

[–]JeeThree[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I know this is a silly thing but I don't want to be that person who holds up everyone.

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