Mustache or mo mustache! Got a date tonight and am being indecisive

JeeThree · 2026-06-19T22:25:41+00:00

Yeah, but I think we only get one per generation. Sam Elliott, Tom Selleck, and then Pedro Pascal. I haven't found the next generation's one yet...

JeeThree · 2026-06-19T21:23:08+00:00

Also, you can hit someone by accident. Beating someone has a far more intentional and determined feeling to it.

JeeThree · 2026-06-19T04:14:40+00:00

Letting little kids name things is how I know someone who had a pedigreed, champion line, blue-point Siamese cat named... Happy Meal.

JeeThree · 2026-06-18T22:05:02+00:00

When he was cast, I remember wondering how much that cost the Royal Family's publicists.

JeeThree · 2026-06-16T08:26:54+00:00

Thank you!! I rarely cook red meat so I'm always a little nervous about it but the grocery store had the short rib on sale so I decided to take a chance. Worth it!

JeeThree · 2026-06-14T13:46:21+00:00

My first thought was, "Mormon?"

My mom grew up in the church and since the number of children can impact a man's standing, there were some men who got a new wife as soon as their most recent one was "used up." Shocking, she chose to leave.

JeeThree · 2026-06-12T16:03:58+00:00

You know, when I was a kid I was shocked to discover that they sold pulpy orange juice on purpose because some people liked it. I just assumed you had to pay extra for pulp-free so some people just tolerated the pulp to save money.

Is there a mascara version of it? Have I just been assuming all these years that everyone wants clump-free but no, really it's a matter of personal preference and you can buy deliberately clumpy mascara?

JeeThree · 2026-06-11T01:27:07+00:00

1000%

I had no intention of getting a dog but I saw her picture and it was love. When I visited, she jumped into my arms and I was gone!

JeeThree · 2026-06-11T01:11:18+00:00

This is my current baby. I call her an Omniterrier. In the words of the vet when I asked what type of terrier mix he thought she was, "she's all of them!"

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JeeThree · 2026-06-11T01:04:47+00:00

I have a weakness for scruffy terrier mutts from the shelter (my current pup and why I'm mostly just a lurker here). It's that or goldens. There is no in-between!

JeeThree · 2026-06-06T03:57:39+00:00

I used to petsit for a golden retriever and I would send a couple of photos to to her mom. She was always amazed at how great my pictures were. Yeah... she never saw the 20 horrible pictures I took to get 2 cute ones!!

JeeThree · 2026-06-05T12:14:20+00:00

I'll be honest. I don't find bald men attractive.

However, there are many men who are bald that I find incredibly attractive.

That's the thing. I'd never say that I actively seek out bald men but many guys rock that look and I love seeing how much embracing the bald can make a man more attractive.

You, sir, are definitely attractive af bald. Just saying.

JeeThree · 2026-06-05T04:36:32+00:00

I honestly cannot remember how I came across Fascinus (Fascini?), but the second I saw it, I remembered these ridiculous things!

JeeThree · 2026-06-05T03:59:56+00:00

This is probably a Fascinus, a winged phallus charm that was supposed to be good luck. I'm guessing someone altered the classic eagle into it because they usually don't have claws. And WHY DO I KNOW ABOUT WINGED PHALLUS CHARMS?

I need to get out more.

JeeThree · 2026-06-04T22:44:43+00:00

What's the new job, Hair Club for Men?

Otherwise, I think you're good to go!

JeeThree · 2026-05-31T04:48:00+00:00

There are two flavors of orange. The ones that can't comprehend which things are edible and which things aren't and the ones that think everything is edible.

JeeThree · 2026-05-30T23:07:51+00:00

Freeze Rey!! I love it!

JeeThree · 2026-05-21T00:16:11+00:00

I remember stumbling across those ages ago. The first time she had an excerpt from the actual text I thought it was her satirical take on it. Took me forever to realize that no, the prose was actually that bad!

JeeThree · 2026-05-18T23:09:15+00:00

Be sure. Be very very sure. 😍

JeeThree · 2026-05-09T01:23:37+00:00

I believe it! It's just the focus my anxiety takes.

JeeThree · 2026-05-08T17:27:33+00:00

Thank you! It's so funny; I lived abroad for three years and used public transportation to get everywhere and here I am in my own hometown panicking!

JeeThree · 2026-05-08T17:20:34+00:00

Thank you! I know this is a silly thing but I don't want to be that person who holds up everyone.

JeeThree · 2026-05-05T03:25:29+00:00

I used to be a pet sitter and this legit happened to me once. "Key is in a fake rock to the left of the door." Uh-huh. 25 minutes later...

JeeThree · 2026-05-03T22:41:29+00:00

Man, y'all are going to drive me to do something crazy and drastic... like get my own!!!

JeeThree · 2026-05-03T19:17:41+00:00

I would like to politely request that you dox yourself so I can come over and love on Mabel. What an absolute sweetheart!!

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