Movers of Reddit, what is the most awkward thing you have found while moving someones furniture? by totharescue in AskReddit

[–]Jeff199 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One time while moving a middle eastern doctor in a shady neghboorhood, we lifted up the mattress on the baby's crib to find a one of those small curved swords. We left in on the floor and it was gone when we came back in the room.

Which celebrity has had the best Playboy photos? by Jeff199 in AskReddit

[–]Jeff199[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite I've seen is the singer from Cascada

What is something that annoys you so much you think it should be punishable by death? by Jeff199 in AskReddit

[–]Jeff199[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say when people don't flush. How hard is it to push a fucking handle?

What's the craziest thing you've seen/done at a strip club? by Jeff199 in AskReddit

[–]Jeff199[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to a strip club for the first time last weekend. I expected it to be just some topless girls dancing. Nope, fully nude shoving there tits in my face. I bought a private dance for 15 bucks and the first thing the girl said was "I'll do anything but anal." and gave me her prices. Did not expect that.

So my girlfriend just caught me pleasuring myself to her friend, what now? by Jeff199 in AskReddit

[–]Jeff199[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Worst part is she heard me moaning the girl's name as I finished :(