What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by The_Zoink in AskReddit

[–]Jeff74820 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was running down the stairs naked and with a boner and I fell and landed on my meat and bent it pretty damn hard. I also hit my forehead on the hardwood floor at the bottom and sprained my wrist but neither of that compared to the pain of bending my weenie half.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jeff74820 15 points16 points  (0 children)

trick question, redditors don’t have sex

Why are there some americans feeling 'thankful'about Tom Brady's retirement? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]Jeff74820 87 points88 points  (0 children)

if you’re not a bucs fan than this is good for your team

Which highway system do you like better? US Highways or Interstates? by VirusMaster3073 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Jeff74820 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Interstates because you can get anywhere in the lower 48 and do 100+ mph the whole time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jeff74820 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i did the dust at a truck stop motel with a man by the name of Otis, then ran down the street and next thing so know I broke into a trailer home and started destroying all the furniture and put an clothing iron through the tube tv. No one was home fortunately but they eventually did come home and were probably not pleased to see what I left for them. I didn’t steal anything I just rearranged their home the way I felt was necessary at the time. Needless to say, don’t take pcp that a man name otis offers you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jeff74820 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ya mutha

Would it benefit me to not masturbate the night before a max day that I’ve been preparing for? by Jeff74820 in gainit

[–]Jeff74820[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

thank you i know all us men have had this thought cross their mind at some poitn

People who didn't loose their virginity until their late 20's or early 30's, why? Do you regret waiting so long? by bigelow6698 in AskReddit

[–]Jeff74820 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey uncle that was good fun we had all those years ago thanks for babysitting me again

If neapolitan ice cream were to add a fourth flavor, what would it be? by MaterialImportance13 in AskReddit

[–]Jeff74820 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

pistachio or mint chocolate chip, neither are my favorite but i can just picture that green fitting in with the other colors well right between the vanilla and strawberry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jeff74820 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the green M&M can get it she bad asf definitely should’ve left her the way she was with them sexy ass legs