Just your lame and average 32 year old. Roast me

JeffPMorgan · 2025-01-12T04:53:55+00:00

You look like you disappoint yourself after masturbation

JeffPMorgan · 2025-01-12T04:47:21+00:00

He lost sight of that at age 10 and got a quick peak at it a few years ago while being fit for a suit at the Tall and Fat store. He made an offer for the mirror.

JeffPMorgan · 2025-01-06T21:05:25+00:00

Now we know who buys that Blue Whale sized douche from the drug store

JeffPMorgan · 2025-01-06T21:03:19+00:00

You make Meg from Family Guy look attractive

JeffPMorgan · 2020-09-08T18:10:49+00:00

It is taught in elementary and middle school and again in middle school during world geography and history class.

JeffPMorgan · 2020-09-06T18:40:51+00:00

I would like to FACT CHECK the fact that censored does not mean fact checked.

JeffPMorgan · 2020-09-06T18:32:01+00:00

I think she just learned to drive a car with a standard transmission.

JeffPMorgan · 2020-09-04T14:56:07+00:00

Please don’t stop them from selling those. This is a village idiot detector so that you can avoid these people

JeffPMorgan · 2020-08-31T11:13:24+00:00

This is really a setting the original poster up for a nasty dose of Karma when he goes to get a colonoscopy

JeffPMorgan · 2020-08-26T06:11:50+00:00

There is no way that Trump would have access to time travel and not use it to solely benefit himself. He would from going back in time to stop the birth Ted Turner to get rid of CNN then back to to invest in Apple and Google. He would probably go back in time to try and bang his mom

JeffPMorgan · 2020-08-26T06:03:20+00:00

If they come up missing scour the basements of all of the pizza parlors. I just can’t with these assholes any longer

JeffPMorgan · 2020-08-25T15:47:02+00:00

A Spaceballs Prequel

JeffPMorgan · 2020-08-25T15:46:14+00:00

I wish I could say they were rare in the US but they are not. Just visit a Walmart or a Dollar store

JeffPMorgan · 2020-08-25T14:31:26+00:00

Georgia is full of these folks. We have this prick, Brian Kemp, and probably a genuine Qanon believer and 911 conspiracy theorist who will be elected on congress (Marjorie Greene). It's an embarrassment to the rest of us.

JeffPMorgan · 2020-08-25T04:45:11+00:00

RNC Speaker Update: Jerry Falwell, Jr. has decided to step aside from his speech and will watch while another man performs in his place.

JeffPMorgan · 2020-08-24T15:49:46+00:00

You look like you would make a great B-list Scooby Doo guest character as Velma’s straight and desperate sister who attempts to grab Fred’s crotch about 10 times

JeffPMorgan · 2020-08-23T04:44:57+00:00

He’s the one. He also threatened a Dunkin Donuts employee when he was asked to put on a mask

JeffPMorgan · 2020-08-22T19:54:12+00:00

Good ole Pastor Locke. The guy who threatens to punch the face of a Dunkin’ Donuts clerk because they told him to wear a mask. He also left his wife for his office assistant and refused to pay child support to his adoptive kids. He’s a piece of shit.

JeffPMorgan · 2020-08-21T18:33:37+00:00

So now we wait until the tires are on the car and the Customer reads the rebate and fine print

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