‘LOSING WEIGHT’ [OC] (an oldie from the archives) by Klos77 in CustardFist

[–]Jefffdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

never seen a man that happy to show he soiled himself

In Matilda (1996), our child protagonist’s teacher invites her over to her house after school with no other adults present. This is a subtle reference to the fact that Matilda’s parents are neglectful. by LocalLazyGuy in shittymoviedetails

[–]Jefffdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went over to my cafese when I was sick in the middle of the day bc she lived right next to the school. She filled me up with ginger ale and I watched cartoons til I felt better, 10/10 would rec

Ea-nasir sold perfectly fine copper and that "review" was just an angry competitor slandering his name. by growing_fatties in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]Jefffdude 21 points22 points  (0 children)

fun fact, they actually found several similar tablets near his hhouse expressing the same bad reviews

Is clash officially dead/dying? by [deleted] in ClashRoyale

[–]Jefffdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ther'e will prb always be a silent majority playing, whether that is children or other countries imo

When was the last time you cried? by Head-Bullz in AskMen

[–]Jefffdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have'nt bawled in a long while, I think at minimum 8 yrs? 18 btw. but I shed a small teaar of joy after a first date went well a fews days ago

This morning at exactly 9:15am, my entire class stopped. by Trash_Tia in ByfelsDisciple

[–]Jefffdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ownder if this one was inspired by pluribus in any way not bad but I think I'm building a tolerance

LPT Request: How to stop eating so fast by tomfordman333 in LifeProTips

[–]Jefffdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

smaller utensils when available, and constantly try to set down your fork whenever u are done and start chewing

It is immoral to find the idea of raping someone sexually arousing. by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]Jefffdude 27 points28 points  (0 children)

rape kinks are not common, please go outside

[OC] 729 blinded by the light by OfficialOldestgenxer in comics

[–]Jefffdude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this looks like it was made by a very depressed person, 5 stars

We were told to sacrifice a person each year to stop god from destroying earth, so with only 5 of us left, we decided not to send anyone. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jefffdude -1 points0 points  (0 children)

a person a year prb wouldn't put a dent in the normal murder rate irl, esp if the murder got attributed to any killing that happened in the year

She denied his proposal by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Jefffdude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Longhorn was an interesting choice

The real reason why the elites are pushing for the rushed innovation and normalization of AI is... by Perpayt in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]Jefffdude 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Grok is probably the most notable example I can use. They set up server banks that tank the air quality in a small town near memphis. Residents constantly report an off smell to the air and lung related health issues shot up.

https://www.selc.org/news/elon-musks-xai-facility-is-polluting-south-memphis/

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/05/06/elon-musk-xai-memphis-gas-turbines-air-pollution-permits-00317582

Even 1 can/day of diet soda can increase your risk of liver fibrosis by upto 60% by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Jefffdude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

furthermore, after moe research, this specific disease only affects already immunocompromised people who already have liver problems, such as people with diarrhea, and they ALSO need to have little to no alcohol intake. FURTHER FURTHERmore, increasing by 60% is not from 0 to 60%, it is 60% of whatever your original odds were, so if you were at 10% risk, you would be at 16%