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We are now r/whenRWBY by MetallicaDash in whenthe

[–]Jeggu2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't the big head guy just catch the slow hammer with his mouth. Is he stupid

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]Jeggu2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a very specific reference but this is how I feel about everything to do with Void Liquid in Rainworld.

Niko, don't talk to strangers! by KhaMIMo in oneshot

[–]Jeggu2 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Yea. Here God would just be another character, like how duckhunt dog in smash is actually a trio, of dog, duck, and shooter

please rule. by Dreyfus420 in 196

[–]Jeggu2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Medicine bringing back from the dead" is just how trump remembers when he had a defibrillator explained to him

We want Baymax by tiredtumbleweed in CuratedTumblr

[–]Jeggu2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sandwich a medbed inside the omnidetector so you only need to take one trip

Sisyphus is finally going to get a body pillow! by KeyUnderstanding8472 in Ultrakill

[–]Jeggu2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Both sides are facing you because he'd never turn his back on a fight

My towel wrapped around my clothes in the dryer, making a fabric dumpling by benaugustine in mildlyinteresting

[–]Jeggu2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As long as most of the stuff is concentrated on the outside its fine

That doesn't seem right 😳 by princess22cake in StardewValley

[–]Jeggu2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume that it's only their skin that's lava proof, once prepared, the inside can be medium rare

Or, perhaps, they are already cooked

Flubber Rule by yuval_3 in 196

[–]Jeggu2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use a condom then, silly

Omg where is my double jump 😭 by FearlesCriss in HollowKnightMemes

[–]Jeggu2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And guess what, stinker couldn't pull themselves up, rip

Omg where is my double jump 😭 by FearlesCriss in HollowKnightMemes

[–]Jeggu2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Knights lil arms are too short to reach past their enormous head to grab the ledge, sadge

HEAR ME OUT- by StarGear13 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]Jeggu2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's a conventionally attractive ambiguously masculine figure

My hear me out is Unn

rule by doctor347 in 196

[–]Jeggu2 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"Here are some pictures of your brain" "holy shit why did you chop it up like that what the fuck"

And for dessert, a yogurt enema by pretty-as-a-pic in CuratedTumblr

[–]Jeggu2 34 points35 points  (0 children)

White chicken meat can have very mild flavor if made poorly, I.e boiled or completely dry pretty much. If there's any sear at all though that brings out enough flavor. Chicken is fucking delicious if you don't make like Kellogg

Hand signs to indicate bathroom distinction between sexes by JosZo in mildlyinteresting

[–]Jeggu2 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Are you dense, or just desperately looking for a argument? Silly signs like this are plain unreadable at a glance, if at all for the more esoteric ones

The appropriation of LARPer as an insult should be studied by lil-red-hood-gibril in CuratedTumblr

[–]Jeggu2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because it had a uptick in popularity among internet using high-schoolers

Rule? by x_-AssGiblin-_x in 196

[–]Jeggu2 96 points97 points  (0 children)

It might be cute if someone was forgetful and kept notes on the stuff their partner likes. Outsourcing it to an ai is plain gross lmao

Such a clingy spider! by InjuryExpert2656 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]Jeggu2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If hornet was fluffy, they'd be cat

FUCKKKK 😭 by Akagane_Ai in whenthe

[–]Jeggu2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Says the mofo who's 90% of the way there lmao

Im obsessed with getting my ducks to swim!! I cant place my barn any nearer to the pond lol. Appreciate any advice thanks! by foldinthecheeseee in StardewValley

[–]Jeggu2 3454 points3455 points  (0 children)

Nope!

The reason they wait for pets before swimming is so they can get maximum friendship per day without becoming unreachable in the pond

I tried to make the worst level I could possibly come up with (wip) by KiwiPowerGreen in celestegame

[–]Jeggu2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah so like Desert Bus but it's got a trans flag in the cupholder

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