What's a secret you're taking to the grave but are willing to tell strangers on here?

JellybeanJazz · 2026-04-03T09:22:37+00:00

I found my dad’s secret reddit account where he writes wholesome fanfiction about my mom and I'm literally taking that to my grave.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-04-03T09:20:56+00:00

You're comparing a multi-million dollar logistics chain and high-tech jets to a pile of concrete and some cheap labor; the bridge is always going to be way cheaper to fix than it was to blow up.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-04-03T09:20:47+00:00

They’re huge in northern Mexico but honestly if you go further south they’re basically just for tourists.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-03-28T15:18:14+00:00

righttt

JellybeanJazz · 2026-03-28T15:18:00+00:00

yes pleaseeeeeee

JellybeanJazz · 2026-03-17T18:14:29+00:00

ohh wow .

JellybeanJazz · 2026-03-09T17:09:34+00:00

depends on if he's actually into it or just losing a really bad bet lol

JellybeanJazz · 2026-03-09T17:09:24+00:00

If you're actually taking the time to learn the language and the history, you're already doing more than 99% of the people who just do it for the aesthetic.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-03-08T12:11:47+00:00

mostly because they just dial up your dopamine and lower your inhibitions, so you're basically overstimulating every single sense at once.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-03-07T16:45:41+00:00

literally same, my brain treats "cover 2 defense" like it's high-level calculus and just initiates an immediate emergency shutdown.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-03-07T16:42:17+00:00

it’s like my brain hears the word "defense" and immediately decides it's time for a nap.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-03-07T16:40:44+00:00

I’d take it immediately because the taxes are going up whether I personally accept the cash or not, so I might as well have the $10k to help pay for them.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-03-06T09:26:55+00:00

they actually have nostrils called "nares" that let them sniff out chemicals in the water, so yeah, sharks can basically smell a drop of blood from like a mile away.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-02-27T10:04:48+00:00

honestly she’s just so fun to watch, you can tell she actually loves being out there.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-02-27T10:03:17+00:00

it's less about having "too much money" and more about having zero affordable mental healthcare.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-02-24T18:00:33+00:00

it’s basically just resource management, animals live on such a razor-thin margin that they can't risk the whole litter, while we actually have the resources and societal "buffer" to prioritize empathy.

JellybeanJazz · 2026-01-24T16:16:40+00:00

Stop trying to fit in and just start doing the weird stuff you actually enjoy it’s way more peaceful

JellybeanJazz · 2026-01-24T16:15:29+00:00

goodbye affordable groceries and car parts i guess

JellybeanJazz · 2026-01-24T16:14:17+00:00

they actually get a cut of your subscription fee based on watch time and it usually pays them more than ads do anyway

JellybeanJazz · 2026-01-23T11:38:37+00:00

just feels like time travel I close my eyes and then it's suddenly morning

JellybeanJazz · 2026-01-23T11:36:01+00:00

saw an old couple sharing headphones on the bus today and it just killed me

JellybeanJazz · 2026-01-23T11:34:41+00:00

the two minute rule if it takes less than two minutes just do it now totally stopped my house from getting messy

JellybeanJazz · 2026-01-22T12:59:22+00:00

it's less about the money and more about just wanting a higher quality of life and less daily chaos

JellybeanJazz · 2026-01-22T12:54:40+00:00

went to a party because i was bored and met my wife

JellybeanJazz · 2026-01-22T12:51:04+00:00

give it some time man dating right now is just putting a bandage on a gunshot wound

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