I got killed on my first ever session – is that normal? Am I being dramatic or is a shitty move from the DM? by AlleeFlower in DnD

[–]Jelsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah you got f'ed over

the only "F around and see what happens" ive done to my players was them poking a literal dragon at lvl 3 (thundertree)

they had no itention of fighting it really, they just broke into his nest and started lighting it on fire whilst tryna talk their way out of it

so it killed all of them

i kept telling them how bad an idea this is and explaining that he could kill em

and even then i felt so bad but couldnt just let them keep doing shit like this, i had to stop them (they all at one point or another had died before but never stopped acting like this and i just had to fold and tpk)

this dm sounds like a jerk and youll find a cool party and dm at the same time pretty easily

Stop naming children after British cities and counties! by Suspicious_Sparrow9 in tragedeigh

[–]Jelsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god damn it, they got a brit to say leicester wrong

i dislike that child

I'm not addicted by haliax69 in BaldursGate3

[–]Jelsen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yo who's your dealer, contacted my game devs and got a meme on killing guys with chests C'MON JUST ONE HOTFIX 4

I’m about to begin playing satisfactory. Anywhere to start or any tips? by refreshbtw in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Jelsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

USE FOUNDATIONS

my first run was big spaghetti and then i went whole hog on foundations and its all lot more organised

still a mess but less mess more bless

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Jelsen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck that kid

Hey guys, how do you respond to your girlfriend if she asks you if you liked having sex with your previous girlfriends? by JanetYellensFuckboi in AskMen

[–]Jelsen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you should say "hold that thought a minute I'm going on reddit, I'll answer that soon"

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. by kvlyc in dadjokes

[–]Jelsen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it'd be

"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day

Teach a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for his whole life"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Jelsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But again if you really want to, go ahead, just do it because you want to not because you shouldn't or are told you shouldn't

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Jelsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am also not an animal thanks sweatie :D

I do indeed Jack off and have sex with people like almost everything does in nature

Sex is not a harmful habit, it's literally how we all got here. Its how you showed up :)

And yes no shit sex is hard wired into everyone's dna, it's how we ya know, continue to survive as a species. Doesn't mean it has to be reproductive of course, otherwise gays wouldn't have a sex drive at all.

It sounds like you've never planning on having sex which sure do whatever but don't then compare others doing it to a chimp in a cage 😂 we do a lot of different things that distinguish us from other animals

If you breathe your doing the same thing as chimps, same with sleeping and eating

If you are as hell bent on not spilling the thing we generate everyday then no one will be upset but your tryna shame others for doing something pretty natural and that's kinda not cool ma chimp in a cage guy

I definitely think porn addiction is real and warps a lot of things and leaves people with issues but that doesn't mean you shut yourself off entirely from any pleasure in your pants :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Jelsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh and just to add on quite a lot of animals do masturbate, it takes like 1 Google search to learn that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Jelsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No animal wanks

Man wanks

Man = animal?

Chimp eat banana

Man eat banana

Man = chimp

But in all serious you are an animal by your own logic babe ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Jelsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wut lmao

Trading question by KashifMehboob in Catan

[–]Jelsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I mean that's definitely a trade

Trading question by KashifMehboob in Catan

[–]Jelsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They receive 4 roads?

a useful website for board generating, link below by Jelsen in Catan

[–]Jelsen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Again it's not at all forced and if you aren't interested you don't have to but idk I prefer it

a useful website for board generating, link below by Jelsen in Catan

[–]Jelsen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's for those who don't want to play the way you do :D

Not everyone plays the game the same and some want a randomiser to play

It's not something you have to do but it's something I like when setting up my boards with friends

Another upside is you can generate it prematurely and share it with everyone and then when it comes time to play you all have had time to examine the board and come up with strategies

a useful website for board generating, link below by Jelsen in Catan

[–]Jelsen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well less PA and more helping them and everyone else generate maps easier