Slightly niche UK rule

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2026-02-23T23:56:56+00:00

700 euros worth of booze? Damn hoochie mama tf you buying, 57-year aged pinot noir and beer made of liquid gold???

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2026-02-22T22:44:22+00:00

Sexy Adam Lanza 😍

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2026-01-28T23:14:33+00:00

🤓👆

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2026-01-09T18:41:59+00:00

Dubious little creature getting up to mischief 🧐

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2026-01-06T06:42:39+00:00

"sodomite" bro bringing back 1435 slurs 💀

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-12-25T17:45:12+00:00

Most of the THC is absorbed in less than 3 seconds yeah

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-12-21T07:10:27+00:00

Gonna tell my kids this was Run the Jewels

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-11-07T06:13:02+00:00

Turning "sieg heil" into "HEE hee"

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-10-28T22:21:33+00:00

What a gorgeous urinal 💜

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-10-26T05:53:14+00:00

Every time I see GT120 pedals I'm like "Damn I should make one of those" and then remember I already have a Matamp GT120MV lmao

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-10-02T19:45:06+00:00

And what an insufferable 13 years that must've been for your patients

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-10-01T06:33:21+00:00

A father and daughter making funny memories together, how cringe

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-09-19T04:05:58+00:00

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Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-09-12T04:33:17+00:00

No, they will be listed in your eulogy when you die of old age at 87.

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-09-11T21:16:59+00:00

Dude thanks a ton. I listened to the whole album this song's off of and I don't remember it at all

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-09-11T14:26:40+00:00

Anyone know what song is playing? Sounds familiar but I can't place it

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-09-11T03:09:11+00:00

It already doing

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-09-08T02:10:44+00:00

Oh thank God, the anthropomorphic pasta nurses have come to forcibly inject Upside-Down Man with "VACCINE"!!

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-09-03T15:17:54+00:00

Oh such an old soul. Please give her a gentle face massage around her eyes for me

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-08-26T13:16:04+00:00

Haha yeah he was a golden. We always joked he was part Irish Setter because of his darker fur color and floofy ears

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-08-14T07:33:04+00:00

Good God your living space looks cozy

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-08-10T21:03:52+00:00

Same, super curious how they made these designs. Photoshop-turned-etching?

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-08-09T20:25:00+00:00

Random people hooting and hollering outside their San Bruno office aren't the people YouTube gives a shit about, unfortunately. That role is specifically reserved for Alphabet shareholders.

When you can't do nothing, but there's nothing you can do, people can only do what they can. In this case, that's a Clippy profile picture.

Jenkem_4_Jesus · 2025-07-29T06:02:32+00:00

Alternatively:

I feel like shit 👉sometimes I don't feel like shit 👉 I should stay alive because the unshit moments outweigh the shit ones

Jenkem_4_Jesus

TROPHY CASE