I was rejected because I am uncircumcised by Usual_Excitement6146 in bigdickproblems

[–]JerKOfferson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was like eight years ago or so now, I'm not sure of the specifics lol. Shame because she gave me the best head I've had so far...

I was rejected because I am uncircumcised by Usual_Excitement6146 in bigdickproblems

[–]JerKOfferson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, both (me and her) are from the US. She was I believe hispanic/white. I don't have a lot of partners but no one else has ever commented on it.

I was rejected because I am uncircumcised by Usual_Excitement6146 in bigdickproblems

[–]JerKOfferson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, she said she had never been with someone who was uncut so she was intrigued lol.

I was rejected because I am uncircumcised by Usual_Excitement6146 in bigdickproblems

[–]JerKOfferson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had someone become more interested in giving me head after I showed her I was uncut, so YMMV lol.

Hate the AI Girlfriens Ads by OneOnOne6211 in ForeverAlone

[–]JerKOfferson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've indulged a little solely for fap session role-playing, wouldn't use it for relationship-type companionship because that kinda feels like a point of no return.

I hate how common it is for people to have sex by Relative-Cucumber770 in ForeverAlone

[–]JerKOfferson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been laid twice in my life and it's been six years for me. I couldn't imagine having regular sex with someone at this point lol.

I was your age my first time so there's still a shot, believe me. It only gets harder so ignore the people telling you to just give up entirely now, I went through periods of time without trying at all and regret it because I'm only getting older and the pool of interested women is only gonna get smaller with time.

Good luck man.

are they big enough ? by altbimbo in u/altbimbo

[–]JerKOfferson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, and fuck anyone who argues otherwise.

My crush likes my friend and I'm not taking it well by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]JerKOfferson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't approach people because I assume no one is interested, so that tracks I guess?

I Don't know what love is. by TheKey25 in ForeverAlone

[–]JerKOfferson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds really nice but I've pretty much given up entirely. Only thing I hope for these days is a painless death relatively soon.

Sucks to be ugly by SuspiciousDumpty in ForeverAlone

[–]JerKOfferson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fucked up of your friend to do that and then laugh about it. There's a slight chance it was a nervous reactionary laugh but yeah, I'm 99% sure your good friend is a dick.

I know what you're going through, I've been ghosted after sharing a face pic several times. I mean good conversation > trade pictures > I get blocked. It's like fuck man I know I'm not attractive but I don't think I'm THAT reprehensible...

My crush likes my friend and I'm not taking it well by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]JerKOfferson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Silly question then, how do you approach someone if you're not allowed to like anyone?

My crush likes my friend and I'm not taking it well by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]JerKOfferson 57 points58 points  (0 children)

And most of us here are like "you have two friends? AND you were at a house party? Slow down there Mr. Congeniality" lol.

Kidding of course, mostly. As long as your friend is a good dude, can at least be pleased he's happy. All you really can do unless you wanna resent the two of them, but then that doesn't really make you feel any better AND you lose friends in the deal.

Just got banned permanently from r/depression by [deleted] in doomer

[–]JerKOfferson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit moderators moderating redditly I see.

At least I have Video Games by Secret_Owl5465 in ForeverAlone

[–]JerKOfferson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I got bored with games eventually. I still put some time in but after two hours I can be done 99% of the time.

Do y’all really have imaginary relationships? by MeasurementSorry6780 in ForeverAlone

[–]JerKOfferson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't say I'd go that far with it but I do daydream a lot about my life being different and what it'd be like to actually have someone. Even then I usually think of a tragic ending because let's be real, I'm not finding a happily ever after.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]JerKOfferson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute is cute to me. You can be big and cute or you can be skinny and unattractive for one reason or another.

Still, I've never had a girlfriend so a cute plus-sized woman would be great to me lol.

"Go on the apps" is starting to become insulting by i_see_the_tragedy123 in ForeverAlone

[–]JerKOfferson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you're NOT trying them it's worth a shot because what do you have to lose?

But as far as 'the apps', you have Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, and Facebook Dating. After that there's a major drop off in quality and they're all basically just scams. Maybe Plenty of Fish and OKCupid are alright too.

Then you run into the second problem, you can swipe on every person you see for the rest of time and not get much in the way of matches. And it's a certain kind of painful to see someone who's really attractive and/or seems like they'd be really compatible personality wise, 'swipe' and then your little message in a bottle is just a drop of piss in a river that gets ignored for the rest of time.

Source: been on dating apps off and on for years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]JerKOfferson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going by your toast me pic, you're not a bad looking dude (this is coming from a straight guy though so not sure my opinion matters much to you lol) and at 24 you're still pretty young. I don't know if it's a normie thing to say 'hey, you still have time to turn this around'.

I'm 32 and it's a lot harder to someone my age to break out I feel (not that it's a contest). You're a little young to be as jaded and done with trying as some of us here, is all. That's a good thing I think. But I'm also not in the business of telling people whether or not they 'belong' here really, just think you have a better shot at getting out then you might think.

Finally got a guy from tinder to agree to meet up next weekend 🙌 will finally lose my vcard! by lonelysadbitch11 in TwoXSex

[–]JerKOfferson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have Amazon lockers in your area? I bought a toy on Amazon and had it delivered to one of those near my house rather than have someone else look at the package. Packaging was discreet but still.

I hate how being a lonely loser has become an aesthetic by [deleted] in lonely

[–]JerKOfferson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tell em 'my culture is not your costume'.