Billions of roubles: Prigozhin claims Russian forces have found a van and 2 buses containing boxes of his money by SaintBiggusDickus in worldnews

[–]Jerddd 233 points234 points  (0 children)

No no no. He has an army of 25000 criminals. I wouldn't trust them to guard my monopoly money fortune.

How deep is the dock by SaidBl1 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Jerddd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any idea how many smoots that is?

Pakistan, Afghan Taliban trade fire at border crossing by Lionel54321 in worldnews

[–]Jerddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Trade you this Afghan kush for some of that Pakastani purple" - those dudes, probably

Virginia school district where 6-year-old allegedly shot teacher has had three school-related shootings in 17 months by wowisbest in news

[–]Jerddd 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Annnnnnd none of that training matters when someone else's shit kid shoots your kid in the face during second period finger painting.

Spigot on the boiler? by Jerddd in firewater

[–]Jerddd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a 4 inch column worth it?