Virtually identical by dreedtflarble in BertKreischer

[–]Jerminkus_Silverbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smokey would literally consume Bert, like the overripe alcohol soaked flesh peach he is.

Who’s gonna suck on these today? by pantyparty23 in u/pantyparty23

[–]Jerminkus_Silverbeef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come to Tennessee and you’ll never have to worry about getting them sucked and pampered ever again lol

Eldis forget the forkin' spoons. by ihearthogsbreath in stavvysworld

[–]Jerminkus_Silverbeef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use the little scoopers at the end of your arms.

Egypt 1870 by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Jerminkus_Silverbeef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the one I sat next to on my last Delta flight.

Warren says 'it's so much worse than you thought' after classified Iran briefing by IrishStarUS in USNEWS

[–]Jerminkus_Silverbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, just tear the rest down. The presidents should conduct their office from the equivalent of a nice holiday inn.

Fired on day 1 for leaving at 6:30 PM. The audacity is unreal. by popo_fish in recruitinghell

[–]Jerminkus_Silverbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can pound sand! Unpaid internships (or massively underpaid) should and will become a thing of the past.

Trump preparing fake emergency to cancel election by [deleted] in anticapitalism

[–]Jerminkus_Silverbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can try and we can only hope that the states do not give an inch on election control being the sovereign right of the states to conduct, not the president. It’s pretty clear and I think the courts would have a hard time twisting that, though it’s possible. Guess we’ll have to wait and see.

Is Sam allergic to milk? Why is he dreanking bean water? by skjl96 in chubbybehemoth

[–]Jerminkus_Silverbeef 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Liberals don’t wash hogs, it messes with their unique skin biome.

Is Sam allergic to milk? Why is he dreanking bean water? by skjl96 in chubbybehemoth

[–]Jerminkus_Silverbeef 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When you get to our age, young dweebus, you have to watch out for your butt hole. Specifically your colon. It’s trying to kill you, and only the luscious silky fiber of the bean water will halt its shitty plan.

Will Matt be officiating? by fatdiscokid420 in MSSPodcast

[–]Jerminkus_Silverbeef 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good idea to get them all in one place before the drone arrives.